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I, Robot - You, Jane

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In every generation there is a Chosen One. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer.

A castle in Cortona, Italy, 1418. Cut inside. Carlo is standing by a window looking into the room at his master.

MMoloch

Carlo, caro mio.

TTranslation

Carlo, my dear one.

Carlo comes into the room and over to Moloch. He kneels. Moloch steps over to him and puts his hand on his head. The camera pans up to Moloch's demonic face.

MMoloch

Mi ami? Ti darò tutto. Tutto quello che desidero è il tuo amore.

TTranslation

Do you love me? I can give you everything. All I want is your love.

CCarlo

Tu hai il mio amore.

TTranslation

You have my love.

Moloch growls and quickly twists Carlo's head, snapping his neck.

Cut to a church. Cut inside. The priest Thelonius is talking to a group of monks bearing torches.

TThelonius

E fuori. E il diavolo, Molocco. E fuori nel mondo, facendo tante cose male. Abbiamo bisogno di fare il circolo.

TTranslation

He's out. It is the devil, Moloch. He is out in the world, doing such bad things. We need to form the circle.

(Transcriber's note: in this part there is a significant difference between the subtitles from the episode and what was actually said, so the subtitles are included below.)

SSubtitles

It is Moloch. The Corrupter. He walks again. More and more people have fallen under his mesmerizing power. There is still time to bind him. We must form the circle.

The monks gather around him as he opens a large book. Cut to a shot from above. The pages of the book are blank.

TThelonius

Per potere di questo circolo di Kayless...

TTranslation

By the power of the circle of Kayless...

Cut to Moloch. He smiles as he straightens up and lets Carlo's body fall. His expression changes when he realizes something is wrong, and he looks up.

MMoloch

(surprised) No!

Cut back to the church.

TThelonius

Per potere di questo circolo di Kayless, ti commando! Vieni!

TTranslation

By the power of the circle of Kayless, I command you! Come!

Cut to Moloch. He begins to scream angrily. Cut to the Church.

TThelonius

Ti commando! Vieni!

TTranslation

I command you! Come!

Cut to Moloch. He screams even more loudly in terror. Cut to the Church.

TThelonius

VIENI!

TTranslation

COME!

Cut to Moloch. He continues to scream. Suddenly he bursts into millions of tiny particles. Cut to the Church. The particles fall into the book as the camera follows them down.

TThelonius

Vieni, demonio! Vieni!

TTranslation

Come, demon! Come!

As the particles fall into the book an ancient script appears. When the pages are filled, Thelonius closes the book. He steps over to a table and puts the book into a heavy wooden box.

TThelonius

Preghiamo che questo libro è mai letto più...

TTranslation

Pray that this accursed book is never again read...

Cut to a shot of the priest from inside the box.

TThelonius

Che il demonio Molocco è mai lasciato più fuori nel mondo.

TTranslation

Lest the Demon Moloch be loosed upon the world.

He puts the lid on the box.

Centuries later the lid is lifted off of the box, and Buffy looks in.

Buffy

(sarcastically) Oh, great! A book!

Cut to the library. A book-scanning project is going on, and Willow and a few other computer science students are seated at the table, scanning the books into the library's computer system. Buffy pulls the book out of the box and blows some of the dust off of it.

Giles

Oh, uh, I, uh... haven't gone through the new arrivals. Uh, put it in, uh, (points with his book) in, in that pile.

DDave

Here, I'll get it.

He gets up from his computer.

Buffy

Oh, thanks, Dave. The Willow pile.

Dave takes the book from Buffy and goes over to the pile of books next to Willow.

Giles

Uh, when I've examined it, you can, uh, uh, skim it.

MMs. Calendar

Scan it, Rupert. That's scan it.

Giles

(gives her a sarcastic look) Of course.

MMs. Calendar

Oh, I know, our ways are strange to you, but soon you will join us in the 20th century. With three whole years to spare! (grins)

Giles

(smugly) Ms. Calendar, I'm sure your computer science class is fascinating, but I happen to believe that one can survive in modern society without being a slave to the, um, idiot box.

MMs. Calendar

(annoyed) That's TV. The idiot box is TV. This (indicates a computer) is the *good* box!

Giles

I still prefer a good book.

FFritz

(self-righteously) The printed page is obsolete. (stands up) Information isn't bound up anymore. It's an entity. The only reality is virtual. If you're not jacked in, you're not alive. (grabs his books and leaves)

MMs. Calendar

Thank you, Fritz, for making us all sound like crazy people. (to Giles) Fritz, Fritz comes on a little strong, but he does have a point. You know, for the last two years more e-mail was sent than regular mail.

Giles

Oh...

MMs. Calendar

More digitized information went across phone lines than conversation.

Giles

That is a fact that I regard with genuine horror.

MMs. Calendar

(teasingly) I'll bet it is. (to the students) Alright, guys, let's wrap it up for today.

Willow

I've just got a few more. I'll hang for a bit.

MMs. Calendar

Cool! Thanks.

Xander grabs his bag and pulls it onto his shoulder.

Willow

Xander, you wanna stay and help me?

Xander

(in disbelief) Are you kidding?

Willow

(taken aback) Yes, it was a joke I made up.

Xander

Willow, I love you, but bye! (leaves)

Willow

(calls after him) See you tomorrow!

Xander

(ignores her) Buffy, wait up!

Giles

I'm, I'm just gonna stay and clean up a little. I'll, uh, I'll be back in the middle ages. (starts up the stairs)

MMs. Calendar

Did you ever leave?

Giles stops and looks back at her. She's smiles to herself, pleased with his reaction to her comment. He continues up the stairs.

Cut to later. Willow is alone in the library scanning the last book. She draws the scanner over the two pages, and they appear on the monitor. As she types to save the scan, the script in the book disappears. Willow closes the book, puts it in the pile with the others and leaves. The computer monitor goes blank and Moloch's words appear.

MMoloch

Where am I?

Opening credits roll. Buffy's theme plays.

~~~~~~~~~~ Part 1 ~~~~~~~~~~

The hall at Sunnydale High School. Buffy runs to catch up with Willow as she slowly walks along.

Buffy

Willow! Willow, hey, wait up! (reaches her)

Willow

Oh, Buffy, I didn't even see you.

Buffy

Or hear me. What was up last night? I tried your line, like, a million times.

Willow

Oh, I was, I was talking.

Buffy

Talking to...? (no answer) Okay, that's it, you have a secret, and that's not allowed.

Willow

Why not? (opens her locker)

Buffy

'Cause... there's a rule.

Willow

Well, I sort of met someone. (smiles)

Buffy

(excitedly) I knew it! This is so important! When did you meet?

Willow

Last week after we did the scanning project in the library. (closes her locker)

Buffy

(curiously) Does he go here? What's his name? Have you kissed him? What's he like?

Willow

(amused) No, Malcolm, no, and very nice.

Buffy

(annoyed) You are a thing of evil for not telling me this right away!

Willow

Well, I wasn't sure there was anything to tell. But last night, oh! We talked all night, it was amazing. He's so smart, Buffy, and, and he's romantic, and we agree about everything!

Buffy

(sighs) What's he look like?

Willow

I don't know!

She continues down the hall with a big smile on her face. Buffy is confused and stares after her a moment, then starts to follow.

Cut to the computer lab. Fritz and Dave are there, typing away.

DDave

(to the monitor) Yes, I will. I promise.

Willow and Buffy enter.

Buffy

So, you've been seeing a guy, and you don't know what he looks like? Okay, this is a puzzle. No, wait, I'm good at these. Does it involve a midget and a block of ice?

Willow

I met him online.

Buffy

On line for what?

Willow indicates a computer.

Buffy

Oh!

Ms. Calendar strides quickly into the room wearing dark glasses and holding a mug of coffee in one hand and her books in the other.

MMs. Calendar

Morning, kids!

Buffy turns to look at her. Ms. Calendar notices Buffy as she heads to her desk. She puts her mug down.

MMs. Calendar

Buffy, are you supposed to be somewhere? (takes off her glasses)

Buffy

No, I have a free.

MMs. Calendar

Cool! But this is lab time, so let's make it a nice, short visit, okay?

Buffy

Sure.

PPC

You have mail.

Willow

It's him! (types to get the message)

MMessage

I'm thinking of you.

Willow

He's so sweet!

Buffy

(nods) He's a sweetie. (smiles nervously)

Willow

What should I write back?

Buffy

(cautiously) Uh, Willow, I think it's really great that you have this cool pen pal, but don't you think you're kinda rushing all into this? Y'know what I mean?

Willow

(excitedly) 'I'm thinking of you, too!' (crestfallen) No, that's incredibly stupid!

Buffy

Will, down girl! Let's focus here, okay? What do you actually know about this guy?

Willow

(disappointed) Oh, see, I knew you'd react like this.

Buffy

Like what?

The camera closes in on the computer's video feed.

Buffy

I just wanna make sure you're careful, that's all.

Cut to the computer's view.

Willow

Buffy...

Buffy

He could be different than you think.

The computer focuses closely on Buffy.

Cut to an office. The computer on the desk suddenly comes on. The student records scroll by. It stops on Buffy's record and expands it.

Cut to Fritz's PC in the lab. Buffy's record appears there. The camera pans over to Fritz as he studies her record. The monitor goes blank and a message appears.

MMoloch

Watch her.

Cut to Willow and Buffy.

Willow

His name is Malcolm Black, he's eighteen, he lives in Elmwood, which is about eighty miles from here, and he likes me!

Buffy

Short, tall, skinny, fat?

Willow

Why does everything have to be about looks?

Buffy

Not everything, but some stuff is. I mean, what if you guys get really, really intense, and then you find out that he... has... a hairy back?

Willow

Well, no! Uh, he doesn't talk like somebody who would have a hairy back. And anyways, that stuff doesn't matter when you really care about each other. Maybe I'm not his ideal either.

Buffy

Hey, I'm just trying to make sure that he's good enough for you. I think it's great that you met someone.

Cut to Ms. Calendar at her desk. She gets up holding some papers and comes over to Fritz.

MMs. Calendar

Hey, Fritz... I'm, uh, lookin' at the logs. You and Dave are clockin' a pretty scary amount of computer time.

FFritz

New project.

MMs. Calendar

Ooo, will I be excited?

FFritz

You'll die.

Cut outside to the steps in the quad. A boy is sitting on them reviewing his report on his laptop.

BBoy

(upset) This isn't my report! 'Nazi Germany was a model of a well ordered society'? I didn't write that! Who's been in my files?

Willow comes down the steps next to him. She's off in her own world and doesn't notice Xander coming from her right. He puts his hand over her eyes, and she's forced to stop, nearly losing her balance.

Xander

Hup, guess who?

Willow

Uh, Xander?

Xander

Yeah, but keep guessing anyway.

Willow

Xander.

Xander

(takes his hand from her eyes) Oh, I can't fool ya, you see right through my petty charade. We goin' to the Bronze tonight?

Willow

(smiles) Not me, I think I'm gonna call it an early night.

Xander

Oh, Malcolm, right? (Willow smiles and nods) Yeah, I heard. But you're gonna be missin' out. I'm plannin' to be witty. I'm gonna make fun of all the people who won't talk to me.

Willow

That's nice. Have a good time!

She smiles and quickly leaves. He watches her go. Buffy arrives and watches her go, too.

Buffy

She certainly looks perky.

Xander

Yeah, color in the cheeks, bounce in the step... I don't like it. It's not healthy. (faces her) So, are you goin' to the Bronze tonight? Oh, probably not, you probably have some vampire slaying or some lame endeavor like that, don't you? Everyone deserts me.

They begin to walk.

Buffy

Check out the jealous man!

Xander

What are you talking about?

Buffy

You're jealous.

Xander

Of what?

Buffy

Willow's got a thang, and Xander's left hanging.

Xander

Oh, that's meaningless drivel. I'm not interested in Willow like that.

Buffy

Yeah, but you got used to being the Belle of the Ball.

Xander

No, it's just... this Malcolm guy? What's his deal? I mean, tell me you're not slightly wigged.

Buffy

Okay, slightly. I mean, just not knowing what he's really like.

Xander

Or who he really is. I mean, sure he says he's a high school student, but I can say I'm a high school student.

Buffy

You are.

Xander

Okay, but I can also say that I'm an elderly Dutch woman. Get me? I mean, who's to say I'm not if I'm in the elderly Dutch chat room?

Buffy

(making light) I get your point! (gets his point) I get your point. Oh, this guy could be anybody. He could be weird, or crazy, or old, or... He could be a circus freak. (panicked) He's probably a circus freak!

Xander

Yeah. I mean, we read about it all the time. Y'know, people meet on the 'Net, they talk, they get together, have dinner, a show, horrible ax murder.

Buffy

Willow ax murdered by a circus freak... Okay, okay, what do we do? (realizes her paranoia) What are we doing? Xander, you get me started! We are totally overreacting!

Xander

But it's fun, isn't it?

Cut to the computer lab. Fritz is staring at stuff scrolling by on the monitor.

FFritz

(in a trance) I'm jacked in. I'm jacked in. I'm jacked in.

The camera pans down to his arm where he's carving an 'M' into it.

FFritz

I'm jacked in.

Cut to the girls' locker room the next day. The camera is following two girls out when suddenly Willow comes barging in.

Buffy

Whoa! You're the Late Girl.

Willow

I overslept.

Buffy

Till fifth period? Talkin' to Malcolm last night?

Willow

Yeah. (sees Buffy's look) What?

Buffy

Nothing.

Willow

You're having an expression.

Buffy

I'm not. But if I was, it'd be saying, 'This just isn't like you.'

Willow

Not like me to have a boyfriend?

Buffy

He's boyfriendly?

Willow

(confused) I don't understand why you don't want me to have this. I mean, boys don't chase me around all the time. I thought you'd be happy for me.

Buffy

(concerned) I just want you to be sure. To meet him face to face. In daylight, in a crowded place with some friends. Y'know, before you become all... obsessive.

Willow

Malcolm and I really care about each other. Big deal if I blow off a couple classes.

Buffy

I thought you said you overslept.

Willow

Malcolm said you wouldn't understand.

Buffy

Malcolm was right.

Cut to the computer lab. Buffy comes in, sees Dave and goes over to him.

Buffy

Dave? (he's oblivious) Hey there, Dave. Anybody home?

He jumps in his seat when she puts her hand on his shoulder.

DDave

Oh, what do you want?

Buffy

I wanted to ask you something if you have a minute.

DDave

What is it?

Buffy

Well, you're a computer geek... genius, and, uh, I sort of have a technical problem. If I wanted to find out something about someone, i- if someone e-mailed me, could I trace the letter?

DDave

Well, you could pull up somebody's profile based on their user name.

Buffy

But they write the profile themselves, right? And so they could say anything they wanted.

DDave

True.

Buffy

Wow! I had knowledge! (Dave smiles) Well, is there a way to find out exactly where a letter, an e-letter came from? I mean, the actual location of the computer?

DDave

(considers) That's a challenge.

Buffy

'Cause, you see, Willow's got this boyfriend, Malcolm, and to tell you the truth, I think...

DDave

(interrupts, annoyed) Leave Willow alone.

Buffy

What do you mean?

DDave

(insistently) That's none of your business.

Buffy

(jumps to a conclusion) Dave, are you Malcolm?

DDave

(turns back to the PC) Of course not. (types)

Buffy

Dave, what's going on?

DDave

Look, I'll talk to you later, okay? I've got work to do.

She gets up and leaves.

Buffy

(exhales) So do I.

Fritz watches her go as she passes him.

Cut to the library. Buffy follows Giles down the stairs to the counter.

Buffy

I'm telling you, something is going on. It's not just Willow. Dave, Fritz, they're all wicked jumpy.

Giles

Those boys aren't sparklingly normal as it is.

Buffy

Giles, trust me.

Giles

I-I do! I-I-I really don't know how to advise you. Things involved with a computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such I'd be more in my element. Well, I-I suppose you could, um, tail Dave, see if he's up to something.

Buffy

Follow Dave? What, in dark glasses and a trench coat? Please. I can work this out myself.

Cut outside after school. Dave gets into his car, starts it and drives off. The camera pans over to Buffy wearing dark glasses and a dark coat as she watches him go.

Cut to a front view of the CRD building. Cut to the loading dock in back. Dave drives up and gets out. Cut to outside the fence, where Buffy is looking in. She sees Dave go up to a technician and start talking to him. After a moment Dave and the technician go inside. The camera pans over to the CRD logo. Cut to a security camera turning towards Buffy. Cut to the view from the camera on Fritz's PC at school. It stops on Buffy and pulls in for a close-up.

FFritz

She's too close. What do I do?

MMoloch

(on the monitor) Kill her.

FFritz

Party.

~~~~~~~~~~ Part 2 ~~~~~~~~~~

Sunnydale High.

Buffy

Whatever Dave is into, it's large.

Cut to the library. Buffy is sitting on the study table.

Giles

What was the name of this place?

Buffy

It said CRD. But, I couldn't get close enough to see what it was.

Xander

Calax Research and Development. It's a computer research lab. Third largest employer in Sunnydale till it closed down last year. (gets stares from the others) What, I can't have information sometimes?

Giles

Well, it-it's just somewhat unprecedented.

Xander

Well, my uncle used to work there. I-in a floor sweeping capacity.

Buffy

But it closed?

Xander

Uh-huh.

Buffy

Looked pretty functional from where I stood. I don't have a clue what they were doing.

Xander

And what do they need Dave for?

Buffy

Something about computers, right? I mean, he is off-the-chart smart.

Giles

We still don't know an enormous amount. Whatever is going on there may be on the up-and-up.

Xander

No, if CRD opened, it would've been on the news.

Buffy

Besides, I can just tell something's wrong. My spider sense is tingling.

Giles

Your... spider sense?

Buffy

Pop culture reference. Sorry.

Giles

Yes, well, ahem, I think we're still at a stand still. Uh, uh, short of breaking into the place, I don't see...

Buffy

Breaking in! (slides off of the table) Then this is the plan!

Xander

I'm free tonight!

Buffy

Tonight it is! (goes over to Xander)

Giles

(tries to dampen their excitement) A moment, please, of quiet reflection. I do not suggest that you illegally enter the...

Ms. Calendar enters the library.

Giles

...data into the file so the book will be listed by title as well as by author.

MMs. Calendar

I just came by to check your new data base, make sure your cross reference table isn't glitching. 'Cause I'm guessing you haven't gone anywhere near it.

Giles

Uh, I'm still sorting through the chaos you left behind you.

MMs. Calendar

Hmm. (to Buffy and Xander) You're here again? Kids really dig the library, don't cha?

Buffy

We're literary!

Xander

To read makes our speaking English good.

Buffy

(embarrassed) We'll be going now. (grabs Xander and turns to leave)

Giles

Uh, w-we'll, uh, continue this conversation at another time.

Buffy

I think we're done. (they leave) (to Xander) Makes our speaking English is good?

Xander

(defensively) I panicked, okay?

Cut to the computer lab. Willow is chatting online with Malcolm.

MMalcolm

I've never felt this way about anyone before, Willow.

Willow

I know what you mean. I feel like you know me better than anyone.

MMalcolm

I do.

Willow

Do you think we should... meet?

MMalcolm

I think we should soon.

Willow

I'm nervous.

MMalcolm

I'm not. Isn't that strange?

Willow

That's what Buffy doesn't understand, how comfortable you can make me feel.

MMalcolm

Buffy just makes trouble. That's why she got kicked out of her old school.

She is puzzled and pauses for a moment.

Willow

How did you know that?

MMalcolm

It's on her permanent record.

She doesn't respond, still puzzled.

MMalcolm

You must have mentioned it.

Willow

(unsure) I guess.

MMalcolm

Let's not worry about her anymore.

Willow

I have to sign off. I'll talk to you later.

MMalcolm

Don't.

Willow

Bye.

She turns off the monitor, gets up and leaves.

Cut to the library.

MMs. Calendar

(exasperated) You're a snob!

Giles

(incredulous) I am no such thing.

MMs. Calendar

Oh, you are a *big* snob. You, you think that knowledge should be kept in these carefully guarded repositories where only a handful of white guys can get at it.

Giles

Nonsense! I simply don't adhere to a, a knee-jerk assumption that because something is new, it's better.

MMs. Calendar

This isn't a fad, Rupert! We are creating a new society here.

Giles

A society in which human interaction is all but obsolete? In which people can be completely manipulated by technology, well, well... Thank you, I'll pass.

MMs. Calendar

Well, ahem, I think you'll be very happy here with your musty, old books. (opens Moloch's book)

Giles

These musty old books have a great deal more to say than in any of your... fabulous web pages.

MMs. Calendar

Hmm. (pages through the book) This one doesn't have a whole lot more to say.

Giles stares at the empty book.

MMs. Calendar

What is it, like a diary?

Giles

How odd. I haven't looked through all the volumes yet, I didn't, um...

He closes the book and sees the etching of Moloch on the cover.

MMs. Calendar

What is it?

Giles

(puzzled) Uh, nothing, um, a, a diary, yes. I imagine that's what it is. (pauses to think) Well, it's been so nice talking to you. (heads to his office with the book)

MMs. Calendar

We were fighting.

Giles

(absently) Must do it again sometime, yes... Bye, now.

She watches him disappear into his office.

Cut outside. The school nurse is frantic as she quickly walks along with a man.

SSchool nurse

I checked the computer, and there's nothing in his file about being allergic to penicillin!

Buffy comes walking out of the school. Dave comes up to her.

DDave

Buffy!

Buffy

Dave! How're you doing?

DDave

Okay. Uh, look, I'm sorry about yesterday. I haven't been getting much sleep lately, y'know?

Buffy

Don't sweat it.

DDave

(awkwardly) Willow was looking for you.

Buffy

Good, I need to talk to her. Do you know where she is?

DDave

She said she'd be in the, in the girls' locker room.

Buffy

Great. Thanks.

She looks at him for a moment, and then goes to find Willow. He watches her go.

Cut to the girl's locker room. It's deserted. Buffy slowly walks down the aisle and into a row of lockers.

Buffy

Will?

She walks further.

Buffy

Willow?

Cut to Fritz in the shower. He turns the water on and leaves. Cut to Buffy.

Buffy

Will? You taking a shower?

She goes to the shower and sees that it's on, but no one's there.

Buffy

I guess not.

The camera cuts to a light above and follows an electrical cord from it down to the corner of the floor in the shower. Buffy walks into the shower to turn off the water.

Buffy

This is how droughts get started.

She turns the water off. The water creeps toward the exposed wires.

DDave

Buffy! Get out!

She turns to him and notices the wires. They begin to spark. She leaps out of the shower. An arc of electricity follows her for an instant. She lands on a changing bench and rolls off onto the floor. Dave runs from the locker room. She sits up and looks over toward the showers. The camera pulls back to show the soles of her shoes smoking.

Cut to the computer lab. It's dark. Dave comes in and turns on a PC.

DDave

I can't do it! I'm not gonna do it.

MMoloch

But you promised.

DDave

(desperately) Buffy isn't a threat to you! Stop with it.

MMoloch

The project is almost complete. You won't have to do it again.

DDave

(drops his bag and whimpers) Oh, I can't!

MMoloch

I've shown you a new world, Dave. Knowledge, power... I can give you everything. All I want is your love.

DDave

No. This isn't right. None of it is.

The scratch pad comes up on the monitor and Moloch writes a note:

I'm sorry. I've been a terrible person. I'm a coward, and I can't go on living like this. Forgive me, Mom and Dad. At least now I'll have some peace. Remember me.

Love, Dave.

He backs away from the computer. Fritz is waiting behind him by the window.

Cut to the library. Buffy sits at the table while Xander paces.

Xander

I'm gonna kill Dave!

Buffy

He tried to warn me.

Xander

Warn you that he set you up? (to Giles) Is she gonna be okay?

Giles

She was only grounded for a moment. (sits and hands Buffy a mug) Still, if you'd been anyone but the Slayer...

Buffy

Tell me the truth: how's my hair?

Xander

It's great! It's your best hair ever! (smiles)

Giles

Uh, oh, yes.

Buffy

I just... I don't understand what would make Dave do a thing like that.

Giles

I think perhaps I do.

He goes over to get Moloch's book from the cage. He comes back holding it up.

Giles

Does this look familiar to either of you?

Buffy

Yeah, sure. Looks like a book.

Xander

I knew that one.

Giles

(sets it on the table) In the dark ages the souls of demons were sometimes trapped in certain volumes. They remained locked within the book, harmless, unless the pages were read aloud. Unless I'm mistaken, this is Moloch, the Corrupter. A very deadly and seductive demon. He draws people to him with promises of love, power, knowledge. Preys on impressionable minds.

Xander

Like Dave's.

Giles

Dave, and who knows how many others.

Buffy

And Moloch is inside that book?

Giles

Not anymore. (opens the book)

Xander

You released Moloch?

Buffy

Way to go!

Giles

I didn't read it! That dreadful Calendar woman found it and, and it was already blank.

Buffy

Okay, so a powerful demon with horns is walking around Sunnydale, and nobody's noticed?

Xander

I-if he's so big and strong, why bother with Dave? I mean, why didn't he just attack Buffy himself?

Giles

I don't know. And I don't know who could've read that book. It wasn't even in English.

Buffy

Where was it?

Giles

Uh, in a pile with others that were, um, uh, scanned.

They look over at the PC.

Xander

And that released the demon?

Buffy

No, he's not out here. (points to the PC) He's in there.

Giles

The scanner read the book. It brought Moloch out as information to be absorbed.

Buffy

He's gone binary on us.

Xander

Okay, for those of us in our studio audience, who are me? You guys are saying that Moloch is in this computer?

Buffy

And every computer connected to it by a modem.

Giles

He's everywhere.

Xander

What are we gonna do?

Giles

Willow scanned him into her file. It may be... a futile gesture, but I suggest we, um, uh, delete it.

Buffy

Solid!

She gets up and walks over to the PC.

Xander

Don't get too close.

She sits down in front of it.

Buffy

Okay. Okay. (turns on the monitor) So which file do you think it is? Willow? (types) That's probably it, right? I'll just delete the whole thing.

She drags the file icon to the trash bin, and inhales in fright when Moloch's demonic face appears on the monitor.

MMoloch

Stay away from Willow! It is none of your business!

The monitor returns to normal.

Buffy

So that's what Malcolm looks like.

~~~~~~~~~~ Part 3 ~~~~~~~~~~

The library.

Buffy

So much for delete file.

Giles

This is very bad.

Xander

Are we overreacting? He's in a computer! What can he do?

Buffy

You mean besides convince a perfectly nice kid to try and kill me? I don't know. How about mess up all the medical equipment in the world?

Giles

Randomize traffic signals.

Buffy

Access launch codes for our nuclear missiles.

Giles

Destroy the world's economy.

Buffy

I think I pretty much capped it with that nuclear missile thing.

Giles

Right, yours was best.

Xander

Okay, he's a threat, I'm on board with that now. But what can we do about it?

Buffy

I think the first thing we do is find Willow. She's probably talking to him right now. God, that creeps me out!

Xander

What does he want with Willow?

Buffy

Let's never find out. (gets up) Okay, I'm gonna check the computer lab, and you guys call her home.

Cut to the computer lab. Buffy comes in and looks around. It's dark.

Buffy

Willow?

The PC's suddenly all come on, startling her. She backs further into the room while looking around more. She turns around and jumps as she bumps into Dave. He's hanging from the ceiling with the note pinned to his shirt.

Cut to the library. Xander is on the phone trying to reach Willow. He gives up.

Xander

No answer.

Giles

Damn it!

Xander

(hangs up) Well, it wasn't busy either, so she's not online.

Buffy comes back into the library.

Xander

(to Buffy) She's not home.

Giles

What did you find?

Xander

(worried) Willow isn't...

Buffy

Dave. He's dead.

Giles

How?

Buffy

Well, it looks like suicide.

Xander

With a little help from my friends?

Buffy

I'd guess Fritz. Or the other zomboids from CRD. Okay, (to Xander) you and I are gonna go to Willow's house. Giles, you need to come up with a way to get Moloch out of the 'Net.

Giles

I, I have records of the ceremonies, but, but that's for a creature of the flesh. Th-this could be something completely different.

Buffy

Then get Ms. Calendar. Maybe she can help you.

Giles

Well, even if she could, how am I gonna convince her that there's a demon on the Internet?

Buffy

Okay, fine, then you can stay here and come up with a better plan. (to Xander) C'mon.

Cut to Willow's house. She's coming home. She unlocks the door and goes in. Cut inside.

Willow

Mom? Dad?

She closes the door. Cut to her room. She dumps her book bag on the bed and opens it.

PPC

You have mail.

Willow looks at her PC. The mail icon is active. She goes over to her desk, logs on, clicks on the icon and opens the new message folder.

MMessage

No more waiting. I need you to see me.

She turns off her monitor and goes back to her bag. The monitor comes back on by itself again.

PPC

You have mail.

Willow stares at it in disbelief. The doorbell rings, and after another look at her computer she goes to answer it. Cut to the front door.

Willow

Dad, did you forget your keys again?

She opens the door, but no one's there. She turns to go back in. As she starts to close the door behind her Fritz reaches around her head with a cloth splashed with chloroform. After a brief struggle Willow loses unconsciousness.

FFritz

No more waiting.

Cut to the library. Giles is researching and listening to the radio.

RRadio

A spokesman for the archbishop denied the allegations, blaming computer error for the apparent financial discrepancy.

Giles

Binding rituals...

RRadio

In Washington D.C., the FBI today reported that all of its serial killer profiles have been mysteriously downloaded from its central computer.

Ms. Calendar knocks on the door.

MMs. Calendar

Hi. I got your message. What's so urgent?

Giles

(turns off the radio and gets up) Um, thank you for coming. Uh, I need your help. (laughs nervously) But before that, um, I need you to believe something that, um, you may not want to. Uh, there's, uh... something's got into the, um... i-i-inside, um... (takes a breath and lets it out) There's a demon in the Internet.

MMs. Calendar

I know.

Giles is surprised to hear that.

Cut to Willow's house. Buffy and Xander arrive and find the door open.

Buffy

Willow?!

Cut inside.

Xander

This isn't good.

Buffy

Willow?!

They come in and head for Willow's room. Cut to Willow's room.

Buffy

Willow?!

They walk into the room and see that Willow isn't there.

Xander

Okay, any thoughts?

Buffy looks around and sees the message on the computer.

Buffy

(reads) 'No more waiting, I need you to see me'? (to Xander) See him how? Where?

Xander

What about CRD?

Buffy

The research place?

Xander

I'm guessing that's Moloch central.

Buffy

Guessing that's our best lead. Let's just hope Giles can back us up.

They leave.

Cut to the library. Giles unfolds his arms and gets up from the table.

Giles

You already know? How exactly is that?

MMs. Calendar

Come on, there've been portents for days. I mean, power surges, online shutdowns... You should see the bones I've been casting. I *knew* this would happen sooner or later. I mean, it's probably a, a mischief demon, y'know, like Kelkor, or...

Giles

It's Moloch.

MMs. Calendar

The Corrupter? Oh, boy. (exhales) I shoulda remembered, I just don't...

Giles

Uh... You don't seem exactly surprised by... Who are you?

MMs. Calendar

I teach computer science at the local high school.

Giles

A profession that hardly lends itself to the casting of bones.

MMs. Calendar

(exasperated) Wrong and wrong, snobby. You think the realm of the mystical is limited to ancient texts and relics? That bad old science made the magic go away? Mm. The divine exists in cyberspace same as out here.

Giles

Are you a witch?

MMs. Calendar

Mm. I don't have that kinda power. 'Technopagan' is the term.

Giles lets out a chuckle.

MMs. Calendar

There are more of us than you think.

Giles

Well, uh, you can definitely help me. (gets the book) Um... What's in cyberspace at the moment is less than divine.

They go out into the main area.

Giles

I have the binding rituals at hand, but I'm completely out of my idiom.

MMs. Calendar

Well, I can help! I think... I hope, I mean, well, (sits at the PC) this is my first real... Do you know how he got in?

Giles

He was, uh, 'scanned' is the term, I believe.

MMs. Calendar

And you want him back in the book?

The phone rings. Giles goes to get it.

Giles

Buffy!

Buffy

(cut to a pay phone outside CRD) Yeah.

Giles

Willow?

Buffy

Not at home. It looks like she was taken somewhere.

Giles

(cut to him) Where are you?

Buffy

(cut to her) CRD. Whatever Moloch wants Willow for, it's probably in there.

Giles

(cut to him) Ms. Calendar and I are, uh, working to get Moloch offline.

Buffy

(cut to her) Here's a tip: hurry! (hangs up)

Cut to a lab inside CRD. It's dark. Willow is lying on a table unconscious. She wakes up. After a moment she sits up and looks around. She sees Fritz and a technician standing there, and beyond them a computer monitor. The camera begins to close on the monitor.

MMoloch

Welcome, my love.

Cut to the camera starting to close in on Willow. Cut to the camera closing in on the monitor again.

MMoloch

I can't tell you how good it is to see you...

The camera closes in on Willow's terrified face. Cut to the monitor. A metal hand slaps down on it. The camera pans up to Moloch's face. A robot body has been built for him.

MMoloch

...with my own two eyes.

Willow is breathing hard and is very afraid.

~~~~~~~~~~ Part 4~~~~~~~~~~

The lab at CRD. Willow is terrified.

MMoloch

Willow.

Willow

(whispers) Malcolm.

Fritz and the technician come to get her and take her by the arms. Moloch slowly comes closer.

MMoloch

This world is so new, so exciting. I can see all of it. Everything flows through me. I know the secrets of your kings. But nothing compares to having form again. To be able to walk, (puts his hand on Fritz's head) to touch, (breaks Fritz's neck) to kill.

Willow watches Fritz's dead body fall. She looks back up at Moloch.

Cut outside. Buffy lands on the other side of the fence. Xander yells as he falls after climbing over the top. Buffy helps him up.

Xander

Back way?

Buffy

Back way.

They make for the rear entrance. Xander is limping badly.

Cut inside. Buffy kicks the doors open. She walks in determinedly.

Cut to the lab.

MMoloch

Here they come.

Cut to the library. Ms. Calendar is lighting candles.

MMs. Calendar

The first thing we have to do is form the circle of Kayless. Right?

Giles

Form a circle? But there's only two of us. That's really more of a line.

MMs. Calendar

You're not getting it, Rupert. We have to form the circle inside. (sits at the PC) I'm putting out a flash. I just hope enough of my group responds.

Giles

Won't Moloch just shut you down?

MMs. Calendar

Well, I'm betting he won't figure out what we're doing until it's too late.

Giles

Hoping and betting, that's what we've got.

MMs. Calendar

You wanna throw in praying? Be my guest.

Cut to the lab at CRD.

Willow

I don't understand. What do you want from me?

MMoloch

I want to give you the world.

Willow

(suspiciously) Why?

MMoloch

You created me. I brought these humans together to build me a body. But *you* gave me life. Took me out of the book that held me. I want to repay you.

Willow

By lying to me? By pretending to be a person? Pretending you loved me?

MMoloch

I do!

Cut to the lobby. Buffy and Xander walk up to the guard. He gets up to stop them, but she punches him out and continues. Xander notices the guard's monitor.

Xander

Uh, Buffy!

She comes back to look.

Buffy

It's her!

Xander

Yeah, who's the other guy?

Cut to the lab.

MMoloch

Don't you see? I can give you everything! I can control the world! Right now a man in Beijing is transferring money to a Swiss bank account for a contract on his mother's life. Good for him!

Cut to another hall. Buffy and Xander come through the doors. She finds the door to the lab and tries to force it open.

Buffy

I can't bust it. It's heavy steel.

Xander

Then let's find another way in.

He starts toward the next set of doors when an alarm goes off and red lights flash. Xander jumps to the door to try it. It's locked. He comes back.

Xander

What's goin' on?

Buffy spies a security camera.

Buffy

Building's security system is computerized.

Xander

Whoops!

A gas begins to spray into the hall.

Cut to the library.

MMs. Calendar

Almost there.

Giles

Couldn't you just stop Moloch by, by entering some computer virus?

MMs. Calendar

You've seen way too many movies. Okay! We're up. You read, I type. Ready?

Giles

Uh, I am. By the power of the divine, by the essence of the word, I command you...

Cut to the hall at CRD. Buffy and Xander are pounding on the doors. Xander begins to cough. Cut into the lab.

Willow

Let me leave?

MMoloch

But I love you!

Willow

Don't say that! That's a joke! You don't love anything!

MMoloch

You are mine!

Willow

I'm not yours! I'm never gonna be yours! Never!

Moloch lowers his head and considers for a moment while Willow just watches and waits. He raises his head again.

MMoloch

Pity.

Cut to the library.

Giles

By the power of the circle of Kayless, I command you... (sees her typing) Kayless, with a 'K'.

Cut to the hall. Xander slides down the wall to the floor, almost unconscious. Buffy is still weakly hitting the door.

Cut to the lab. Moloch has Willow cornered. He reaches up and puts his hand on her head.

MMoloch

I'll miss you.

Willow screams. Cut to the library.

Giles

Demon, come!

Cut to the lab. Moloch screams and lifts his arms in pain, letting go of Willow. He begins to writhe. Cut to the library.

Giles

I command you!

Cut to the lab. Buffy comes in though the door with Xander close behind. She leaps into a jumping side kick, making a dull thud when she connects with Moloch's chest, but he only staggers a bit, and she just falls to the floor.

Buffy

Ow... Guy's made of metal!

The technician grabs Xander from behind and pulls him away. Buffy quickly gets up and looks at Willow while Moloch continues to writhe in pain.

MMoloch

No! I won't go back!

Buffy grabs Willow's hand and they run out of the lab. Cut to the library.

Giles

Demon, COME!

Cut to the lab. Moloch continues to scream. Cut to the library. The computer sparks several times. Cut to the lab. Xander pushes the technician back into a wall, turns around and punches him out. He quickly follows the girls out.

Xander

Hey! I got to hit someone!

Moloch falls to his knees. Cut to the library. Wind is blowing inside and the computer monitor is flashing. Cut to the lab. Moloch screams loudly. Cut to the library. Giles and Ms. Calendar watch the monitor flicker. Cut to the lab. Moloch's screams die out. Cut to the library. The computer monitor stops flashing. Smoke comes out of the back of it.

MMs. Calendar

He's out of the 'Net. He's bound.

Giles goes over to the book, picks it up and opens it to look.

Giles

He's not in the book.

MMs. Calendar

(gets up and looks at it also) He's not in the book. Well, where is he?

Cut to the lab. Moloch slowly raises his head. Cut to the hall. Buffy and Willow open a set of doors and see a guard and two technicians running toward them. They push the doors closed.

Xander

Let's go this way! (begins to run the other way)

Buffy

Wait!

Xander is still limping heavily. Suddenly Moloch crashes through the wall between them. He looks at Xander and backhands him in the face. Xander falls to the floor unconscious. Moloch turns and advances on the girls. He starts to swing at Buffy, and she tries to block the hit, but he doesn't budge and just pushes her aside and into the wall. She slides to the floor, a bit dazed.

MMoloch

(angrily) I was omnipotent. I was everything! Now I'm trapped in this shell!

He reaches out to grab her by the head.

Willow

Malcolm!

Moloch turns to face her. She has a fire extinguisher.

Willow

Remember me, your girlfriend?!

She pounds the extinguisher into his chest hard enough to make him bend back.

Willow

Well, I think it's time we break up!

She hits him again even harder.

Willow

Or maybe we can still be friends!

She tries again for his face, but this time he grabs the extinguisher from her and throws it down. He grabs her and shoves her down the hall into Xander, who's just getting up again. They both crash to the floor. Buffy has recovered from her daze and gets up to face Moloch. He turns his attention on her.

MMoloch

This body's all I have left. But it's enough to crush you!

Buffy looks around for a way to deal with him. She notices a power junction box on the wall. She faces him again and eases her way in front of the box.

Buffy

Take your best shot.

Moloch rears back for a punch and swings. Buffy ducks away, and he punches right into the electrical box. It shorts out, and Moloch is enveloped by high voltage electricity. Buffy runs over to Willow and Xander and crouches down to protect them. Moloch's circuitry overloads, and his body explodes. His head lands right in front of them.

Cut to the school the next day. Cut to the computer lab. Ms. Calendar is standing at her desk and typing on her PC. Giles comes in, clears his throat and knocks on the open door. She turns to see who's there.

MMs. Calendar

(smiles) Well, look who's here! Welcome to my world. (with a bit of an attitude) You scared?

Giles

I'm remaining calm, thank you. Uh, I just wanted to, uh, return this. (holds up a small curly earring) I found it among the new books, and naturally I thought of you.

MMs. Calendar

Cool. Thanks. (takes it)

Giles

Uh, well, I'll, I'll see you anon. (begins to go)

MMs. Calendar

Can't get outta here fast enough, can you?

Giles

(comes back in) Truthfully, I'm even less anxious to be around computers than I used to be.

MMs. Calendar

Well, it was your book that started all the trouble, not a computer.

Giles is at a loss.

MMs. Calendar

Honestly, what is it about them that bothers you so much?

Giles

The smell.

MMs. Calendar

Computer's don't smell, Rupert.

Giles

I know! Smell is the most powerful trigger to the memory there is. A certain flower or a, a whiff of smoke can bring up experiences... long forgotten. Books smell. Musty and, and, and, and rich. The knowledge gained from a computer, is, uh, it... it has no, no texture, no, no context. It's, it's there and then it's gone. If it's to last, then, then the getting of knowledge should be, uh, tangible, it should be, um... smelly.

MMs. Calendar

Well! You really are an old-fashioned boy, aren't you?

Giles

Well, I-I don't dangle a corkscrew from my ear.

MMs. Calendar

(mischievously) That's not where I dangle it.

She walks past him and smiles. Giles follows her with his gaze and looks Puzzled yet intrigued.

Cut outside to the fountain. Xander and Buffy are trying to cheer up Willow.

Xander

We gonna go to the Bronze tonight? We three?

Buffy

It'll be fun!

Xander

Yeah, Willow, fun? Remember fun? That thing where you smile? (smiles)

Willow

Oh, I'm sorry guys. I'm just thinking about...

Buffy

Malcolm?

Willow

Malcolm, Moloch... whatever he's called. The one boy that's really liked me, and he's a demon robot. What does that say about me?

Buffy

It doesn't say anything about you.

Willow

I mean, I thought I was really falling...

Buffy

(interrupts) Hey, did you forget? The one boy I've had the hots for since I've moved here turned out to be a vampire.

Xander

Right, and the teacher I had a crush on? Giant praying mantis? (goofy smile)

Willow

That's true. (smiles)

Xander

Yeah, that's life on the Hellmouth.

Buffy

Let's face it: none of us are ever gonna have a happy, normal relationship.

Xander

We're doomed!

Willow

Yeah!

They all laugh. Their laughter quickly becomes nervous and stops. Only the fountain can be heard as they each consider their plight.