Buffy“Oh, I'm sorry. Were you in the middle of something?”
Buffy“You didn't think I'd miss this, did you?”
Buffy“No, those weren't vampires. Those were just guys in thunder need of a facial. Or maybe they had rabies, it could have been rabies. And that guy turning to dust, just a trick of light. That's exactly what I said the first time I saw a vampire. Well, after I was done with the screaming part.”
Buffy“Works for me.”
Buffy“There's something you forgot about too...sunrise.”
Buffy“Well, I have to look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school.”
Cordelia“Excuse me. Who gave you permission to exist?”
Giles“That was a bit...um...British, wasn't it?”
Giles“The next threat maybe something quite different.”
Giles“So, all the city plans are just open to the public?”
M
Master“A slayer? Have you any proof?”
Willow“Does anybody mind if I pass out?”
Willow“Oh...I need to sit down.”
Xander“I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good.”
Xander“This is just too much. I mean, yesterday's my life like uh oh, pop quiz. Today, it's rain of toads.”