Amy“I'm just happy to have my body back. I'm thinking of getting fat.”
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Amy“Well, I know that I'll miss the intellectual thrill of spelling words out with my arms.”
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Amy“Oh how I hate this, let me count the ways.”
Buffy“Or like fit too much?”
Buffy“Guess what? I feel better. [punch]”
Buffy“I will have time to fight the forces of evil, okay? I just wanna have a life. Do something normal. Do something safe.”
Buffy“Mom, I've accepted you've had sex. I am not ready to know you had Farrah hair.”
Buffy“Jeepers.”
Buffy“I want to be a macho man. Macho macho... oh hey, juice! Ooh, quality juice, not from concentrate.”
Buffy“I can get kicked out of school. I'm just wacky that way.”
Buffy“Hmm. That much quality time with my mom would probably lead to some quality matricide.”
Buffy“And have you seen the kids who do yearbook? Nerds pick on them.”
Buffy“You're not like other boys at all.”
Buffy“The test was positive. She's our Sabrina.”
Buffy“You saved my life. You are God.”
Buffy“I told you, I'm trying out for the cheerleading squad.”
Buffy“You know, there are just some things about being a vampire slayer that the older generation...”
Buffy“No, no. You don't want her, she's a w...”
Buffy“You're my Xander-shaped friend.”
Buffy“I need to get the skinny on Amber. Find out if she's had any colorful episodes before.”
Buffy“Hey, any word on Amber?”
Buffy“You guys don't have to get involved?”
Cordelia“Hey, I'm really sorry you guys got bumped back to alternates. Hold it, wait... no I'm not.”
Cordelia“I have a dream. It's me on the cheerleading squad adored by every varsity as far as the eye can see. We have to achieve our dreams Amy. Otherwise, we wither and die.”
Cordelia“I don't want to drive today Mr. Pull.”
Giles“You have a sacred birthright Buffy. You've been chosen to destroy vampires, not to wave pom poms at people.”
Giles“That's the thrill of living on The Hellmouth. The veritable cornucopia of fiends, and devils, and ghouls to engage. Pardon me for finding the glass half full.”
Giles“Do you ignore everything I say as a rule?”
Giles“You are The Slayer, lives depend upon you!”
Giles“And as The Watcher, I forbid it.”
Giles“Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?”
Willow“Well, you know, all your witchcraft... I know this really good cauldron. Do you actually ride a broom?”
Willow“That girl's on fire!”
Willow“And if we can't get a hold of it?”
Willow“You're not invisible to Buffy.”
Xander“First vampires, now witches. No wonder you can still afford a house in Sunnydale.”
Xander“For I am Xander, king of cretins. May all lesser cretins bow before me.”
Xander“I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.”
Willow“Witches- Historic Roots to Modern Practice. Checked out by Alexander Harris.”
Xander“I'm right behind you, only further back.”
Xander“Nah, I gotta be a man and ask her out. I gotta start giving her I.D. bracelets, subtle innuendoes, taking polaroids outside her bedroom window, that last part was a joke.”
Xander“One of those girls hit me really hard. We should test for steroids.”
Xander“Ohh... stretchy. Where was I?”
Xander“The bracelet, she was wearing it right? Pretty much like we're going out.”
Xander“Oh, you're so cool. You're like a guy. You're my guy friend who knows about girl stuff.”
Buffy“Or like fit too much?”
Cordelia“Hey, I'm really sorry you guys got bumped back to alternates. Hold it, wait... no I'm not.”
Giles“You have a sacred birthright Buffy. You've been chosen to destroy vampires, not to wave pom poms at people.”
Willow“Well, you know, all your witchcraft... I know this really good cauldron. Do you actually ride a broom?”
Xander“First vampires, now witches. No wonder you can still afford a house in Sunnydale.”