1x0139 quotesWelcome to the Hellmouth
Buffy“Now, we can do this the hard way or...well, actually, there's just the hard way.”
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Buffy
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
88 Episodes in 5 Seasons.
Season1Welcome to the Hellmouth
1x0139 quotesWelcome to the Hellmouth1x0219 quotesThe HarvestBuffy“Well, I have to look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school.”
1x0345 quotesThe Witch
Cordelia“Hey, I'm really sorry you guys got bumped back to alternates. Hold it, wait... no I'm not.”
1x0487 quotesTeacher's Pet
Xander“Right - give her your jacket. It's a balmy night - no need to be trading clothing out there!”
1x0541 quotesNever Kill a Boy on the First DateBuffy“Giles, don't mention it. It was my pleasure to make the world safe for humanity again.”
1x0654 quotesThe PackBuffy“There is something supernatural at work here. Get your books! Look stuff up!”
1x076 quotesAngel
Angel“I just wanted to see if you were ok and your mother.”
1x0831 quotesI, Robot - You, Jane
Willow“The one boy that's really liked me and he's a demon robot. What does that say about me?”
1x0917 quotesThe Puppet ShowXander“I have my pride. Okay, I don't have a lot of my pride, but I have enough so that I can't do this.”
1x108 quotesNightmaresXander“I'm not worried. If there's something bad out there, we'll find, you'll slay, we'll party.”
1x1114 quotesOut of Sight, Out of MindAngel“Looking in the mirror everyday and seeing nothing there, it's an over rated pleasure.”
1x1228 quotesProphecy GirlBuffy“When he wakes up, tell him...I don't know. Think of something cool, tell him I said it.”
Season2Angelus
2x0136 quotesWhen She Was BadBuffy“You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry. Was that an offensive term? Should I say undead American?”
2x0237 quotesSome Assembly RequiredBuffy“I think anyone who cuts dead girls into little pieces does not get the benefit of any doubt.”
2x0331 quotesSchool HardCordelia“You're starting to look a little slagged. What, are you skipping foundation entirely now?”
2x0447 quotesInca Mummy GirlXander“Well yeah, I'm gonna take Willow. But, I'm not gonna take Willow, in the sense in take me.”
2x0546 quotesReptile BoyXander“I hate these guys. Whatever they want just falls in their laps. Don't you hate these guys?”
2x0633 quotesHalloweenXander“Buffy, Lady of Buffdom, Dutchess of Buffonia. I am in awe. I completely renounce spandex.”
2x0750 quotesLie To MeWillow“Uh, Angel? If I say something you really don't want to hear, do you promise not to bite me?”
2x0846 quotesThe Dark Age
Giles“This is not your battle. And as your Watcher, I'm telling you unequivocally to stay out of it.”
2x0934 quotesWhat's My Line, Part 1Xander“What? And suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark.”
2x1044 quotesWhat's My Line, Part 2Giles“The new slayer is only called after the previous slayer has died. You were dead, Buffy.”
2x1146 quotesTedCordelia“I guess you should know since you helped raise that demon that killed that guy that time?”
2x1246 quotesBad EggsBuffy“You know, I always say that a day without an autopsy is like a day without sunshine.”
2x1354 quotesSurprise (Part 1)Cordelia“Groping in a broom closet isn't dating. You don't call it a date until the guy spends money.”
2x1448 quotesInnocence (Part 2)Giles“If Buffy and Angel were harmed, then we don't stand a very good chance to fair much better.”
2x1545 quotesPhases
Oz“This cheerleading trophy, it's like it's eyes are following you wherever you go. I like it.”
2x1654 quotesBewitched, Bothered, and BewilderedBuffy“Soon what Giles? You never held out on me until the big bad thing in the dark became my ex-honey.”
2x1745 quotesPassionAngel“It speaks to us, guides us, passion rules us all- and we obey. What other choice do we have?”
2x1826 quotesKilled by DeathCordelia“Oh right, your obsession with protecting Buffy. Have I told you how attractive that's not?”
2x1944 quotesI Only Have Eyes for YouXander“This is right after Buffy's history teacher does some freaky channeling thing in class.”
2x2026 quotesGo FishXander“Turning into a creepy crawly wasn't on my top ten list of things to do before I turn twenty.”
2x2140 quotesBecoming, Part 1Willow“You can learn this real easily. But if you're just gonna give up, don't waste my time.”
2x2243 quotesBecoming, Part 2Angel“That's everything, huh? No weapons, no friends, no hope. Take all that away and what's left?”
Season3The Mayor
3x0144 quotesAnneWillow“Well, we try not to get killed. That's part of our whole mission statement, don't get killed.”
3x0257 quotesDead Man's PartyBuffy“Private school. You mean like jackets and kilts? You want me to get field hockey knees?”
3x0343 quotesFaith, Hope and TrickWillow“Come on Buffy, I mean, the guy is charm. And normal, which is what you wanted to get back to.”
3x0439 quotesBeauty And The Beasts aka Honey, I'm HomeOz“Well, victim number one, Jeff, he was in jazz band with us. They used to horse around.”
3x0546 quotesHomecomingBuffy“I'm gonna show you how it's done. I'm gonna run for homecoming queen and I'm going to win.”
3x0663 quotesBand CandyWillow“I went to like four houses and they were gone. It's like trick or treating in like reverse.”
3x0772 quotesRevelationsBuffy“Life with Angel is... was very complicated. It's still a little hard for me to talk about?”
3x0864 quotesLover's WalkXander“Are you nuts? Or have you forgotten that I tend to have bad luck with these sorts of spells?”
3x0972 quotesThe WishAngel“The Master arose. He let me live... to punish me. I kept hoping you'd come. My destiny...”
3x1042 quotesAmendsCordelia“It must be a drag to be stuck here in Sweatydale. But I'm thinking of you. Okay, I'm done.”
3x1161 quotesGingerbreadBuffy“No, it's just this halls about school and you're about home. Mix them, my world dissolves.”
3x1242 quotesHelplessBuffy“Angel, if I'm not The Slayer, what do I do? What do I have to offer? Why would you like me?”
3x1351 quotesThe ZeppoCordelia“Ooh, some evil going on? Must be big for them to entrust you with this daredevil mission.”
3x1439 quotesBad GirlsBuffy“Okay, we've got 10 maybe 12 bad guys and one big demon in desperate need of a Stairmaster.”
3x1542 quotesConsequencesBuffy“Giles, I didn't do this. I swear. I know that I messed up badly, but the murder, it...”
3x1676 quotesDoppelganglandWillow“It's a little binding. I guess vampires really don't have to breathe. Gosh, look at those.”
3x1774 quotesEnemiesXander“Hey guys! Man, where you been? You gotta find Buffy. She's going to her place to stop...”
3x1845 quotesEarshotBuffy“Is this the thing? The aspect thing? I gotta say, if it is, it's way better than a tail.”
3x1945 quotesChoicesXander“I have a theory. Your snide remarks earlier, I'm guessing grapes a little on the sour side.”
3x2043 quotesThe PromBuffy“Could we not, please? When I think about us, I have this tendency to sort of go catatonic.”
3x2145 quotesGraduation Day, Part OneXander“I'll tell you what. If I survive the ascension, then maybe you and I can do some sports related...”
3x2245 quotesGraduation Day, Part TwoGiles“Any reference to the demon- powers, weaknesses, hat size? There's gotta be something.”
Season4The Initiative
4x0154 quotesFreshmanBuffy“Oh, that's my skirt. You're never gonna fit in it with those hips. We have to kill them.”
4x0245 quotesLiving ConditionsOz“Just a thought Buffy. But do you think all this ranting is scaring away potential demons?”
4x031 quoteThe Harsh Light of Day
HarmonyHarmony Is Antonio Banderas a vampire?Spike No …
4x064 quotesWild at HeartWillow“How come you didn't tell me - I look like a crazy birthday cake in this shirt? ”
4x081 quotePangs
SpikeSpike A bear! You make a bear!Buffy I didn't mean to. …
4x0952 quotesSomething BlueBuffy“Duh dum, da-da.. Duh dum, da-da, duh dum da da dum da da dum da da.. ”
4x1011 quotesHushLittle GirlCan't even shoutCan't even cryThe gentlemen are coming byLooking in windowsKnocking on doorsThey need to take sevenand they might take yoursCan't call to momCan't say a wordYou're gonna die screamingbut you won't be heard
4x119 quotesDoomedXander“Think of the happy. If we don't find what we're looking for, we face an apocalypse. ”
4x1210 quotesA New ManBuffy“Hey. I didn't hear you come in last night. Where were you? ”
4x1547 quotesThis Year's GirlXander“I'd hate to see the pursuit of a homicidal lunatic get in the way of pursuing a homicidal lunatic. ”
4x1649 quotesWho Are YouWillow“You didn't sense a hyena energy at all, did you? 'Cause hyena possession is just... unpleasant. ”
4x178 quotesSuperstarSpike“Hey what are you doing? You're not supposed to do that! ”
4x187 quotesWhere The Wild Things AreXander“Um, just, you know, impressing you with my knowledge of local history. Or my knowledge of reading. ”
4x201 quoteThe Yoko-FaktorGiles“If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? Well I must be traveling on now There's too many places I've got to see And if I stay here with you girl Things just couldn't be the same Cause I'm as free as bird now-- (high-pitched gasp)”
4x213 quotesPrimevalXander“Does anybody else miss the Mayor, I just wanna be a big snake? ”
4x223 quotesRestlessOz“Oh, I've been here forever. ”
Season5The Key
5x0124 quotes Buffy vs. DraculaWillow“It's no big. You just have to balance the elements so when you affect one, you don't wind up causing... I didn't do it! I didn't do it! ”
5x0231 quotesReal MeBuffy“Especially the biggie! Numero one-oh. "Do not invite bloodsucking dead people into our home." ”
5x0348 quotesThe ReplacementBuffy“We better get there soon. If Xander kills himself, he's dead. (frowns) You know what I mean. ”
5x0437 quotesOut Of My MindSpike“I will know your blood, Slayer. I will make your neck my chalice ... and drink deep. Ow! ”
5x0548 quotesNo Place Like HomeGiles“Thank you for choosing to shop at The Magic Box and please do come again. ”
5x0629 quotesFamilyXander“Yeah - we're building a race of frog people - it's a good time. ”
5x0728 quotesFool For LoveSpike“You ever hear them saying the blood of a Slayer is a powerful aphrodisiac? Here, now... have a taste. ”
5x0810 quotesShadowGiles“Ah, weeping buddha, shoulders your spiritual burden. Makes a lovely paperweight too. ”
5x0913 quotesListening to Fear
AnyaAnya Yep, the space lamb got 'im.Xander I don't see any marks on him. …
5x1028 quotesInto The WoodsGiles“And so it begins. No longer a victim of crass holiday commercialization, I'm ... a purveyor of it. ”
5x1167 quotesTriangleSpike“Now why would I do that, when it's bugging you so much having me here? ”
5x1247 quotesCheckpointAnya“Hey! Giles, what are they doing? Customers! Please bring your money back. ”
5x1354 quotesBlood TiesSpike“Morning, sunshine. If you've come around for eggs or sausage, I'm fresh out. ”
5x1452 quotesCrushSpike“No, it's not that easy. We have something, Buffy. It's not pretty, but it's real, and there's nothing either one of us can do about it. Like it or not, I'm in your life, you can't just shut me out.”
5x1554 quotesI Was Made To Love YouSpike“Bloody hell! You threw me through a window! What's that about? ”
5x1622 quotesThe Body
Dawn“Kevin Berman called me a freak in front of everybody. No, that's no big deal. ”