Buffy 2x16: Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered – Sounds

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Angel“I guess I really did drive you crazy.”
Angel“Sorry Dru. I guess you're not invited.”
Buffy“Oh. Valentine's Day is just a cheap gimmick to sell cards and chocolate.”
Angel“Dear Buffy- I'm still trying to decide the best way to send my regards.”
Amy“Ohh, I don't know Xander. Intend has to be pure with love spells.”
Amy“To make someone love you for all eternity?”
Buffy“Alone at last.”
Buffy“Soon what Giles? You never held out on me until the big bad thing in the dark became my ex-honey.”
Buffy“You came through. There might just be hope for you yet.”
Buffy“Come on, it's a party. Aren't you going to open your present?”
Buffy“I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here.”
Buffy“Go ahead, you know you want to say it.”
Buffy“Why don't you and I do something together tonight? Just the two of us.”
Buffy“It's funny how you can see someone everyday but... not really see them. You know?”
Buffy“So you're saying this is all a game?”
Xander“When are you guys gonna stop making fun of me for dating Cordelia.”
Buffy“Sorry to say Xand, slaying is a tad more perilous than dating.”
Cordelia“Xander, what's going on? Who died and made you Elvis?”
Cordelia“And keep your mom aged mitts off my boyfriend... former.”
Cordelia“If we die in here, I'm gonna kick your ass, I mean it.”
Cordelia“I do what I want to do. And I wear what I want to wear. And you know what, I'll date whoever the hell I want to date... no matter how lame he is.”
Cordelia“Me? I'm not the one who embraced the black arts just to get girls to like me. Well, congratulations, it worked.”
Cordelia“I wanna break up.”
Cordelia“You look so good.”
Cordelia“Oh God, what have I done? They're never gonna speak to me again.”
Druscilla“Don't fret kitten, mummy's here.”
Druscilla“How do you feel about eternal life?”
Giles“Just go. Get out of my sight.”
Giles“Better safe than sorry.”
Giles“I can not believe you are fool enough to do something like this?”
Jenny“Have you been working out?”
Oz“That kinda hurt.”
Spike“You will do well to worry less about Dru and more about that Slayer you've been tramping around with.”
Spike“Fancy it pet?”
Willow“Oz has his cool hair today. I think I'm a groupie.”
Willow“Don't be so jumpy. I've been in your bed before.”
Willow“Is it Oz? Don't worry about him. He's sweet, but he's not you.”
Willow“Sorry, I wanted to surprise you.”
Xander“I wish dating was like slaying you know- simple, direct, stake through the heart, no muss, no fuss.”
Xander“This time I'm ready for you. No F for Xander today. No, this baby is my ticket to a sweet D minus.”
Xander“Oh, no, no. It's okay. You know what? It was wrong to meddle with the forces of darkness. I see that now. I think we've all grown, I gotta go.”
Xander“It's time for me to act like a man... and hide.”
Xander“I've been thinking a lot about us lately. The why and the where for. You know. Once, twice, a kissie here, a kissie there. And you can chalk it all up to hormones. And maybe that's all we have here, tawdry teen lust. But maybe not. Maybe something in you sees something special inside me. And vice versa. I mean, I think I do.... see something.”
Xander“Buff- for the love of God, don't open that raincoat.”
Xander“Can you focus for one minute? You just turned Buffy into a rat.”
Xander“I want some respect around here. I want, for once, to come out ahead. I want the Hellmouth to be working for me.”
Xander“Morning ladies. Some kind of weather we've been having huh?”
Xander“I saw you working that mojo on Ms. Beakman. Maybe I should go tell somebody?”
Xander“I have a plan. We use me as bait.”
Xander“Willow won't even talk to me.”
Xander“Buff, give me a heart attack.”
Xander“Is this love? Cause maybe on you it doesn't look that different.”
Xander“It's me... throwing myself at your mercy.”
Xander“Will, come on. You don't want to hurt me.”