Buffy“You know what I think about? Ambush tactics, beheading. Not exactly the stuff that dreams are made of.”
Buffy“And I just want to go home.”
Buffy“Hi honey, I'm home.”
Buffy“Thank you kind sir.”
Buffy“I'm the Slayer, I need to know these things. You can't keep me in the dark any longer. Look at me when I talk to you!”
Buffy“What was I thinking? My God. Shame, shame. I gotta go.”
Buffy“Do you stuff your own shirts or do you send them out?”
Buffy“Tada. Just little old 20th century me.”
Buffy“Hi. I'm...”
Angel“You look fine.”
Buffy“A demon, a demon, a demon!”
Buffy“I think I just violated the guy code, big time.”
Buffy“You're missing the whole point of Halloween.”
Buffy“Okay, then I promise from now on I'll let you get pummeled.”
Buffy“What's the deal?”
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Buffy and Xander“Who are you?”
Cordelia“Angel is a good vampire, he would never hurt you.”
Cordelia“Look Buffy. You might be hot stuff when it comes to demonology or whatever. But when it comes to dating, I'm the Slayer.”
Spike“Well, this is just... neat.”
Willow“She's like a freak, a circus freak. Yuck.”
Willow“She couldn't have dressed up like Xena?”
Willow“Okay. You're name is Cordelia, you're not a cat, you're in high school, and we're your friends...well, sort of.”
Xander“Big noise scare monster, remember?”
Xander“Buffy, Lady of Buffdom, Dutchess of Buffonia. I am in awe. I completely renounce spandex.”
Xander“Call me the two dollar costume king, baby.”
Xander“Then you'll die.”
Xander“Give it up Cordy. You're never going to get between those two. Believe me, I know.”
Xander“I'm gonna do what any man would do about it. Something damn manly.”
Xander“Okay, on sleazing extra candy. Tears are key, tears will normally get you the double-bagger. You can also try the old "you missed me" routine, but it's risky. Only go there for chocolate.”
Xander“Too bulky. I prefer my women in spandex.”
Xander“This ain't no tea party princess.”
Xander“Then you'll die.”
Xander“Those wacky vampires, that's why I love 'em. They just keep you guessing.”