Buffy“I've had it. Spike is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But, nobody messes with my boyfriend.”
Buffy“You and bug people, Xander. What's up with that?”
Buffy“Maybe after this thing with Spike and the assassins is over I can say "You slay, I'm going to Disneyland".”
Buffy“Kendra, my emotions give me power. They're total assets.”
Buffy“When this is over, I'm thinking pineapple pizza and teen video moviefest. Possibly something from the Ringwald auvre.”
Buffy“Hello and welcome to planet pocket protector.”
Buffy“I don't take orders. I do things my way.”
Buffy“Don't look ok? But, that guy over there is totally checking you out.”
Buffy“Angel, he's Druscilla's sire.”
Cordelia“You know what? I'm going.”
Cordelia“Dork head.”
Cordelia“You're a pervert?”
Cordelia“Sorry, I forgot I was stranded with a loser!”
- D
Druscilla“You've been a very bad daddy.”
- D
Druscilla“Say uncle. Oh, that's right. You killed my uncle.”
- D
Druscilla“They used to eat cake, and eggs, and honey. Until you came and ripped their throats out.”
Giles“The new slayer is only called after the previous slayer has died. You were dead, Buffy.”
Giles“After meeting you, Buffy, I realized that the Handbook would of no use in your case.”
Giles“There are 43 churches in Sunnydale? It seems a little excessive.”
- K
Kendra“That's me favorite shirt. That's me only shirt.”
- K
Kendra“Identify yourself.”
- K
Kendra“She died?”
- K
Kendra“They call me Kendra. I have no last name sir.”
Buffy“I'm a freak.”
- K
Kendra“You tink he might help us?”
- K
Kendra“The Slayer Handbook insists on it.”
Oz“I mock you with my monkey pants.”
Spike“Aren't you the throw himself to the lions sap these days. Well, the lions are on to you baby.”
Spike“Who the hell is this?”
Willow“Buffy would never do that. Oh...except for sometimes you do that.”
Willow“Hold him steady.”
Willow“Are you ok?”
- W
Willie“What are you going to do with him anyways?”
Xander“Who sponsored career day today? The British Soccer Fan Association.”
Xander“I am the bug man, co-co-ca-choo.”
Xander“You want to talk Order of Taraka? We just me the king freak of the...hello.”
Xander“Angel's our friend. Except, I dont' like him.”
Xander“Hey larva boy. Yeah, that's right, I'm talking to you. You big koodie.”
Xander“I knew this "I'm the only one, I'm the only one" thing was just an attention getter.”
Xander“Welcome my little pretties.”
Xander“So, you're a slayer. I like that in a woman.”
Xander“We so need to get out of here.”
Xander“I hope these are my last moments. Three more seconds with you and I'm gonna...”
Xander“Then go, I'm not stopping you.”
