Angel“What can I say? I just love to see you smile buddy.”
Angel“Tonight's special. I wanted to look my best for you.”
Buffy“I'm not seeing anybody... ever again, actually.”
Buffy“What happened? You just went O.J. on your girlfriend.”
Buffy“I'm sorry, I've pretty much repressed anything math related.”
Buffy“I'm gonna stop by the library and see if Giles wants me to patrol, and then sack it.”
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Buffy(Possessed by James)“Grace...”
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Buffy(Possessed by James)“You're the only one. The only person I can talk to.”
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Some guy“You sat in the seat three over, one behind me.”
Buffy“He's a murderer and he should pay for it.”
Buffy“Yeah, we need some alternate ghost theories. What do we know?”
Buffy“I'm telling you, something weird is going on.”
Cordelia“Okay, overidentify much?”
Cordelia“I hope you guys aren't going to the Sadie Hawkins Dance tonight cuz I'm organizing a boycott. Do you realize that the girls have to ask the guys? And pay and everything? I mean, whose genius idea was that?”
Cordelia“Hey, if Sunnydale High shuts down forever, do we automatically graduate?”
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Druscilla“It's fairyland.”
Giles“I appreciate your thoughts on the matter. In fact, I encourage you to always challenge me when you feel it's appropriate. You should never be curbed by authority. Simply of course in this instance when I'm clearly right and you're clearly wrong.”
Giles“To forgive is an act of compassion Buffy. It's not done because people deserve it, it's done because they need it.”
Giles“Many times, the spirit is plagued in a manner of worldly troubles. Being dead, it has no way to make it's peace. So, it lashes out, growing ever more confused, ever more angry.”
Giles“Well, despite the Xanderspeak, it's a fairly accurate definition of a poltergeist.”
Principal Snyder“We're on a Hellmouth. Sooner or later, people are gonna figure that out.”
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Principal Snyder“I wanna thank you. What would Sunnydale High do without you around to incite mayhem, chaos, and disorder.”
Spike“Our man Angel here likes to talk, but he's not much for action. All hat and no cat.”
Spike“It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us.”
Spike“Very funny mate.”
Spike“You might want to let up. They say when you've drawn blood, you've exfoliated.”
Willow“Hey! You bailin'?.”
Willow“Buffy, you're right. The time for touchy, feely communication is past.”
Willow“Giles. I made them laugh, did you hear? I did the joke thing.”
Willow“The Angel thing went badly, I'm on board with that. But, that's not your fault. And anyway, love isn't always like that. Love can be... nice.”
Willow“You're thinking too much. Maybe you need to be impulsive?”
Willow“You've been doing that a lot, patrolling and sacking. In fact, you've kinda been all work and no play Buffy.”
Willow“I shall confront and expel all evil.”
Willow“Xander, what happened? Did Cordelia win another round in the broom closet?”
Willow“The only solution is the final solution.”
Xander“Your dreams are getting wicked accurate Buff. You wouldn't happen to see me coming across some big cash or possibly knowing the love of a woman- in a full body sense.”
Xander“He killed a person and killed himself, those are pretty much two of the dumbest things you can do.”
Xander“Ladies and gentleman, we have a ghost.”
Xander“I know, he's usually investigate things from every boring angel guy. Now, he's like cling on to my one lame idea guy.”
Xander“Yikes, the quality of mercy is not Buffy.”
Xander“Yeah baby, it's snakealicious in here.”
Xander“This is right after Buffy's history teacher does some freaky channeling thing in class.”