Buffy“Giles, come one, budge? No one likes an unbudger.”
Buffy“One of these days you're gonna have to get a grown up car.”
Buffy“I know this one. Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah, blah, biddie blah. I'm so stuffy, give me a scone.”
Buffy“Yay, I win.”
Buffy“Hey, look at us. We came up with a plan, a good plan.”
Buffy“What are you doing here?”
Buffy“Empada's the mummy.”
Buffy“This is so unfair.”
Buffy“Have you ever done an exchange program?”
Xander“Holy *mumble*.”
Buffy“Oh come on. In all the years you've known Willow, you've never thought about her lips?”
Buffy“I wasn't gonna use violence. I don't always use violence. Do I?”
Cordelia“They doesn't even speak american.”
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Sphen“I thought this exchange thing would be a great deal. But look what I got stuck with; momento, punchy fruity drinky. Is Cordelia even from this country?”
Willow“Well you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me. Or I can just get on with my life.”
Willow“So Empada, you're a girl.”
Willow“Why are you suddenly so worried about looking like an idiot? That came out wrong.”
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Rodney“I think I have almost all 14 natural elements memorized.”
Willow“You just don't like him cuz of that time he beat you up everyday for five years.”
Xander“That's Rodney Munson. He's God's gift to the bell curve.”
Xander“Your english is very bueno.”
Xander“No shirts with ruffles, no hats with feathers, and definitely no leaderhosen...they make my calves look fat.”
Xander“Ay caramba.”
Xander“That's great.”
Xander“Well, cuz you never know if a girl's gonna say yes or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.”
Xander“If you're gonna kiss anybody, it should be me.”
Xander“What he lacks in smarts, he makes up in lack of smarts.”
Xander“Buffy, where are your priorities? Tracking down a mummified killer or making time for some latin lover who's stock and trade is the breakage of hearts.”
Xander“Man, I love you.”
Xander“Hold on a sec. So, this person who's living with you for two weeks is a man. With man parts. This is a terrible idea.”
Xander“You're not a praying mantis, are you?”
Xander“Typical museum trick. Promise human sacrifice, deliver old pots and pans.”
Xander“Okay, I just saved us, right?”
Xander“Okay, I have something to tell you and it's kind of a secret and it's a little bit scary...I like you.”
Xander“Boy, that was some kiss.”
Xander“So, do we have to speak spanish when we see him cuz I don't anything much besides Doritos and chihuahua.”
Xander“Well yeah, I'm gonna take Willow. But, I'm not gonna take Willow, in the sense in take me.”
Xander“Fall for the old "let me translate the ancient seal" come'on. Do you know how many times I've used that?”
Xander“You want life? You're gonna have to take mine.”
Xander“Cool. I think I can get my mom's car, so I'm wheel man.”
Xander“Where did you go?”
Xander“Where are you from? The country of white trash?”
Xander“I just, present company excluded, have the worst taste in women...of anyone...in the world...ever.”
Xander“See, with you, we're three and everybody's safe. Without you we're two.”
Xander“You gave up your life.”
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Empada“You are strange.”
Willow“On the other hand, maybe Rodney just stepped out for a smoke?”
Buffy“Giles, come one, budge? No one likes an unbudger.”
Xander“Holy *mumble*.”
Cordelia“They doesn't even speak american.”
Willow“Well you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me. Or I can just get on with my life.”