Angel“I've had a demon inside me for a couple hundred years just waiting for a good fight.”
Buffy“Darn. I really wanted to hit him til he bled.”
Buffy“What is going on here?”
Buffy“I'm gonna kill you. Would that blow the whole karma thing?”
Buffy“Darn. I really wanted to hit him til he bled.”
Buffy“Lucky you.”
Buffy“Don't worry, it's nothing personal.”
Buffy“Don't be late...sheesh.”
Buffy“Giles? Who counts tardiness as like the 8th deadly sin.”
Buffy“Come on, we fight monsters, this is what we do. They show up, they scare us, I beat 'em up, and they go away.”
Buffy“How did you know about this?”
Buffy“You sold me that dress for Halloween and nearly got us all killed.”
Giles“Must we have this noise during your calastetics?”
Buffy“Giles, you're scaring me.”
Giles“Just don't be late.”
Giles“I'll bring the weaponry.”
Giles“This is not your battle. And as your Watcher, I'm telling you unequivocally to stay out of it.”
Buffy“So, what's on tap tonight that's so important? Uprising, prophecized ritual, preordaned death fest?”
Buffy“Xander, how do you feel about digging through some of Giles' personal files and seeing what you can find?”
Cordelia“This isn't right, school on a Saturday. It's throws off my internal clock.”
Cordelia“I'm gonna be in therapy til I'm 30.”
Cordelia“This is what happens when you have school on Saturday.”
Cordelia“Well, evil just compounds evil, doens't it? First, I'm sentenced to a computer tutorial on Saturday. Now I have to read some computer book. There are books on computers? Isn't the point of computers to replace books?”
Cordelia“And I can take a hint. What's the hint?”
Giles“Bay City Rollers, now that's music.”
Giles“Wonderful. You work on your muscle tone while my brain dribbles out of my ears.”
Giles“Ahh, very good. And the rest is silence.”
Giles“So, you're back.”
Giles“Is everyone all right?”
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Jenny“I mean, I'm not running around wind in my hair the hills are alive with the sound of music fine, but...I'm coping.”
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Jenny“Does anyone ever tell you that you're kind of a sexy fuddy duddy.”
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Jenny“I just love to see you squirm.”
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Jenny“All right guys, the first thing we're gonna do is...Buffy.”
Willow“Aha! It's not Egyptian, it's Etrascan. Mistake for Egyptian by the design pattern, but any fool can see it predates their iconology.”
Willow“Now, there's something you don't see everyday.”
Willow“Heyyy! We don't have time for this. Our friends are in trouble. Now, we have to put our heads together and get them out of it. And if you two aren't with me 110%, then get the hell out of my library!”
Willow“Feel the passion?”
Xander“Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that there are only twelve grades.”
Xander“I'm constant in my affections. Amy Yip at the waterslide park.”
Xander“Ohh gang, did you hear that? A bonus day of class plus Cordelia. Mix in a little rectal surgery and it's my best day ever.”
Xander“Is there some crisis that requires instant action...very far from here?”
Xander“Yup, I knew this would happen. Nobody can be wound as straight and narrow as Giles without a dark side erupting.”
Xander“Dead guy here interrupted our tutorial...been meaning to thank you for that.”
Xander“That's it! Twelve years of you and I'm snappin'. I don't care if you're a girl or not, I'm throwing down. Come on!”
Xander“Poor schulbs have to attend school on Saturday.”
Xander“You know, computers are on the way out. I think paper is gonna make a big come back.”
Angel“I've had a demon inside me for a couple hundred years just waiting for a good fight.”
Buffy“Darn. I really wanted to hit him til he bled.”
Giles“Must we have this noise during your calastetics?”
Cordelia“This isn't right, school on a Saturday. It's throws off my internal clock.”
Willow“Aha! It's not Egyptian, it's Etrascan. Mistake for Egyptian by the design pattern, but any fool can see it predates their iconology.”
Xander“Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that there are only twelve grades.”