Angel“A hundred years, just hanging out, feeling guilty. It really honed my brooding skills. Then she comes along.”
Angel“You're a fool.”
Angel“Unless you invite me, I can't come in.”
Angel“I was hoping you'd show.”
Buffy“Go! Experience this thing called fun. I'll try not to have a crisis.”
Buffy“And the only hope you have of surviving this is to get out of this pit right now and my God could you have a dorkier outfit?”
Buffy“This is great.”
Buffy“Well, I've got a news flash for you brain-trust. That's not how it works. You die and a demon sets up shop in your old house and it walks and it talks and it remembers your life, but it's not you.”
Buffy“I'm rash and impulsive, it's a flaw.”
Buffy“I moped over you for months, sitting in my room listening to that Divinyls' song, I Touch Myself. Of course I had no idea what it was about.”
Buffy“What I see is that right after the sun goes down, Spike and all of his friends are gonna be picking out at the all-you-can-eat-moron-bar.”
Buffy“I am trying to save you.”
Buffy“Willow, do we have to be in total share mode?”
Buffy“You wanna be a vampire?”
Angel“Do you love me?”
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Ford“Is that more vampires?”
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Ford“I thought you were just slaying a vampire.”
Buffy“It's just like the more I know, the more confused I get.”
Giles“You mean life?”
Cordelia“I just don't see why everyone is always picking on Marie Antoinette? I can so relate to her. She worked really hard to look that good. And people just don't appreciate that kind of effort.”
Giles“A book, it took one of my books.”
Giles“Allright, I'll put myself in your hands.”
Giles“How will I know what to wear?”
Spike“You've got 30 seconds to convince me not to kill you.”
Spike“I'm sorry baby. I'm a bad, rude man.”
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Ford“I want to be like you, a vampire.”
Willow“What are you doing here?”
Willow“I have to go away.”
Willow“See? You made him do that thing where he's gone.”
Willow“I'm gonna do work in the computer lab on school work that I have. So, I can not hang just now.”
Willow“Oh. Okay, I invite you to come in.”
Willow“Wow, it's neat, is it neat?”
Willow“Oh, great. I'm so the net-girl.”
Willow“Nice meeting you?”
Willow“Uh, Angel? If I say something you really don't want to hear, do you promise not to bite me?”
Willow“Oh, that's what that song is about?”
Willow“Hey, that's wierd.”
Willow“I'm not supposed to have boys in my room.”
Angel“I guess I need help.”
Buffy“Are you drinking coffee again? Cause we've talked about this.”
Willow“Okay, but do they really stick out?”
Xander“He's Buffy's beau, her special friend.”
Xander“Sure thing bossy the cow.”
Xander“This is Ford, my bestest friend of all my friends. Geez, doesn't she know any fat guys?”
Xander“You're not wrong.”
Xander“You really are a people person.”
Xander“Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with dead boy on this one.”
Angel“Vampires.”
Xander“Hey, it's me. If Angel's doing something wrong, I wanna know. Cuz gives me a happy.”
Angel“A hundred years, just hanging out, feeling guilty. It really honed my brooding skills. Then she comes along.”
Buffy“Go! Experience this thing called fun. I'll try not to have a crisis.”
Giles“You mean life?”
Cordelia“I just don't see why everyone is always picking on Marie Antoinette? I can so relate to her. She worked really hard to look that good. And people just don't appreciate that kind of effort.”
Spike“You've got 30 seconds to convince me not to kill you.”
Willow“What are you doing here?”
Xander“He's Buffy's beau, her special friend.”