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Buffy · Episode 2x12 · Sounds

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  • Buffy“You know, I always say that a day without an autopsy is like a day without sunshine.”
  • Buffy“You promised you'd never cheat on me again, honey.”
  • Buffy“Friendly little demons.”
  • Buffy“Good night Eggbert.”
  • Buffy“My egg... it went postal on me. The thing hatched and sprung this creepy crawly thing and it attacked me.”
  • Buffy“I can't do this. I can't take care of things. I killed my Gigapet, literally. I sat on it and it broke.”
  • Buffy“I figured there were all sorts of things that vampires can't do. You know, like work for the telephone company or volunteer for the Red Cross or have little vampires.”
  • Buffy“Oh bliss... mall food.”
  • Buffy“I think I hear mommy calling.”
  • Buffy“Ohh... ohh God.”
  • Buffy“Yeah, Giles wants to see it. He's in full research mode.”
  • Buffy“Oh sure. They say they'll call.”
  • Buffy“Angel, when I look into the future... all I see is you. All I want is you.”
  • Buffy“As much as I really hate to say this, but we should really go kill bad guys.”
  • Joyce“You go to the tailor and pick up my outfit from everyday woman.”
  • Buffy“Don't you understand how important this is?”
  • Buffy“I'm gonna have a big bump.”
  • Giles“I suppose there is a sort of Machiavellian ingenuity to your transgression.”
  • Joyce“Do now, make fun of your mother later.”
  • Joyce“Have a nice day.”
  • Joyce“Are you sure your egg is secure in that?”
  • Joyce“Honestly, don't you ever think about anything except boys and clothes?”
  • Lyle“Lyle Gorge, pleased to meet you.”
  • Lyle“Well, ain't you got just the prettiest little neck that I ever did see.”
  • Lyle“Alright. I'm gonna beat you like a red headed stepchild. Throw your ass out in that sunlight, come on.”
  • Mr. Whitmore“S-E-X, sex. The sex drive in the human animal is intense. How many of us have lost countless productive hours plagued by unwanted sexual thoughts and feelings.”
  • Mr. Whitmore“It's often difficult to remember that there are negative consequences to having sex. Would anyone care to offer one such consequence?”
  • Willow“And Angel's helping you, right?”
  • Willow“There were an uneven number of students and you didn't show, so...”
  • Willow“It didn't break, how come it didn't break?”
  • Willow“Maybe you can have Angel help you find the Gorges?”
  • Willow“Did I really hit you?”
  • Xander“Hey. I know we just met, but isn't that Xander Jr. you're holding?”
  • Xander“Sorry junior, but a man's gotta eat.”
  • Xander“Cordelia, I don't want to hurt you -- some other time. Oww, that's my bump!”
  • Xander“Okay, get started Buffy. Dissect it or something.”
  • Xander“Do we really want to go in there?”
  • Xander“Last time Cordy dragged me in here, it was a lot nicer.”
  • Xander“Can I just say gyeh!”
  • Xander“Apparently, Buffy has decided the problem with the English language is all those pesky words. You... Angel... big... smoochies.”
  • Xander“You know what, I don't need this.”
  • Xander“Are you saying that you can't look at me when we... do whatever it is we do?”
  • Xander“All in all, this is not what I call a big self esteem booster.”
  • Xander“You know what, this would work a lot better for me if you didn't talk.”
  • Xander“Enough said. I propose Buffy slays them, all in favor?”
  • Xander“Well, you know. It's the whole sex leads to responsibility thing, which I personally don't get. You gotta take care of the egg, it's a baby. You gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian values.”