Angel“This is the last place I expected you to hang out.”
Angel“Look. Obviously, I made a mistake coming here tonight.”
Angel“I thought you were taking the night off.”
Angel“Look. Obviously, I made a mistake coming here tonight.”
Angel“You're back.”
Buffy“Add it up, it all spells duh.”
Buffy“I think anyone who cuts dead girls into little pieces does not get the benefit of any doubt.”
Buffy“Sorry to interupt Willow, but it's the bat signal.”
Buffy“Lazybones here doesn't want to come out and play.”
Buffy“Love makes you do the wacky.”
Buffy“I'm not finished.”
Buffy“You can't just give and take lives like that, it's not your job.”
Buffy“I'm an old fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and women have the babies.”
Buffy“Oh no you don't. You can't just turn and walk away from me like that. It takes more than that to get rid of me.”
Buffy“Was he a studly?”
Buffy“Are you crazy? You just don't sneak up on people in a graveyard. You make noise when you walk, you stomp, or...yodel.”
Buffy“Could this get yuckier?”
Buffy“I don't love Xander.”
Buffy“Angel.”
Buffy“You just say, hey, I got a thing, you maybe have a thing, maybe we can have a thing?”
Willow“Because you did that sexy dance with him.”
Buffy“Then if you wouldn't mind a little Gene and Roger, you might wanna leave off the idiot part. Being called an idiot tends to take people out of the dating mood.”
Buffy“I don't get it. Why would anybody want to make a girl?”
Cordelia“I don't think anyone should have to do anything educational in school if they don't want to.”
Cordelia“I need to ask Willow if she'll help me with my science fair project.”
Cordelia“Why are these terrible things always happening to me?”
Giles“You idiot.”
Giles“Graverobbing? That's new, interesting.”
Willow“I'm probably the only girl in school who has the coroner's office bookmarked as a favorite place.”
Willow“Love makes you do the wacky.”
Willow“Nothing in here but back issues of Scientific American. Ooh, I haven't read this one.”
Xander“So Will, come clean. Promise to never do it again and we'll call it a night.”
Xander“Alright. But if you come across the army of zombies, can you page us before they eat your flesh?”
Xander“You have to go? Aww. Too bad. Keep in touch. Buh-bye.”
Xander“Well, I guess that makes it official. Everybody's paired off. Vampires get dates. Hell, even the school librarian sees more action than me.”
Xander“Yeah, nothing but a bunch of computer equipment and a pornography collection so prodigious that even scared me.”
Angel“This is the last place I expected you to hang out.”
Buffy“Add it up, it all spells duh.”
Willow“Because you did that sexy dance with him.”
Cordelia“I don't think anyone should have to do anything educational in school if they don't want to.”
Giles“You idiot.”
Xander“So Will, come clean. Promise to never do it again and we'll call it a night.”