Angel“It's okay.”
Angel“You shouldn't have to touch me when I'm like this.”
Angel“Buffy, you scared me.”
Buffy“What does that mean anyways? Whole nine yards. Nine yards of what? Now it's gonna bug me all day.”
Buffy“Come on. Don't make me do the chick fight thing.”
Buffy“I even got the Dorothy hair cut. Thereby, securing a place for myself in the geek hall of fame.”
Buffy“You're the one freaky thing in my freaky world that still makes sense to me.”
Buffy“Cliff's Note version? I want a normal life.”
Buffy“Hellmouth presents dead guys on ice.”
Buffy“Note to self, religion freaky.”
Buffy“Does rest in peace have no sanctity to you people?”
Buffy“Excommunicated and sent to Sunnydale. There's a guy big with a sinning.”
Buffy“I wish we could be regular kids.”
Buffy“We're having this thing at school.”
Buffy“Do the words sealed and fate ring any bells for you Wil? Why go there?”
Cordelia“Oh great. So now I'm your taxi and your punching bag.”
Cordelia“Personal shopper or motivational speaker...neato.”
Cordelia“You drag me out of bed for a ride? What am I? Mass transportation?”
- D
Dalton“The Order of Taraka. I mean, isn't that overkill?”
Giles“You're behaving remarkably immaturely.”
Giles“You'd be amazed on how numbingly pompous and long winded some of these Watchers were.”
Giles“Maybe Buffy unplugged the phone?”
- K
Kendra“I am Kendra, the vampire slayer.”
Spike“I need to bring in the big guns.”
Spike“Come on now, enlighten me.”
Spike“By George, I think he's got it.”
Willow“Don't warn the tadpoles.”
Willow“Goodie, research party.”
Xander“Bowling is a vicious game.”
Xander“But, hohos are a vital part of my cognitive process.”
Xander“When you look at me, do you think prison guard?”
Xander“Come on Cordelia. If you want to be a member of the Scooby gang, you gotta be willing to be inconvenienced every now and then.”
Xander“Laugh now missy. They assigned you to the booth for law enforcement professionals.”
Xander“What? And suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark.”
