Angel“Loneliness is about the scariest thing there is.”
Buffy“I was so hoping you'd do that.”
Buffy“Okay. That's it. I give up. Do I have sound an airhorn every time I walk into a room?”
Buffy“Well, nobody likes an overachiever.”
Buffy“To meet new people. And smooch them in my kitchen.”
Buffy“Seeing my mother french a guy is definitely a ticket to therapyland.”
Buffy“Vampires... here vampires.”
Buffy“Fine, fine. I'll give Ted a chance. I'll play minigolf and I'll smile and curtsy and the dutiful daughter. Do I have to like him?”
Buffy“I just have so much to deal with, I don't need some new guy in my life.”
Buffy“I kill vampires, that's my job.”
Buffy“Vampires are creeps.”
Buffy“I kill vampires, that's my job.”
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Buffy's Mom“Do you want to rent a movie tonight?”
Buffy“I'm just saying that there's something a little too clean about this clown.”
Buffy“Willow, tell me you didn't keep any parts.”
Buffy“I'm sorry. I was just...”
Buffy“I mean investigate him, find out his secrets, hack into his life.”
Cordelia“Feels like home... if it's the fifties and you're a psycho.”
Cordelia“I guess you should know since you helped raise that demon that killed that guy that time?”
Cordelia“But she's like this Superman. Shouldn't there be different rules for her?”
Giles“No really, I don't think it went in too deep. Advantages of layers of tweed. Better than kevlar.”
Giles“It's staking time, really. Don't you think?”
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Jenny“Say goodnight big guy.”
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Jenny“I'm doing pretty good actually. Stayed out of mortal danger for three whole weeks. I could get used to it.”
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Ted“You don't have to worry about anything, daddy's here.”
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Ted“I don't stand for this kind of melarchy in my house.”
Willow“I like my new nine gig hard drive.”
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Ted“Do you like miniature golf?”
Willow“Bookcracker Buffy. It's kinda her nickname.”
Willow“Damn, this guy's like citizen of the year.”
Willow“Are you loving playing nursemate?”
Xander“Willow, you are the best human ever. I adore you. That's the cookies talking, but you rock!”
Xander“What was he? A demon, a giant bug, some kind of dark god with the secrets of nouvell cuisine? I mean, we are talking creature feature here, right?”
Xander“Now that's creepy on a level that I hardly knew existed.”
Xander“Boy, somebody was raised in a culture-free environment.”
Xander“Yeah, cute buddy.”
Xander“If I can just get my hands on him... earlier this week.”
Xander“Ahh, the dreaded five par cuckoo clock... hah! So many have come, so few have conquered.”
Xander“How is Angel? Pretend I care.”
Xander“I sometimes like things that are not good for me.”
Xander“And I'm here to tell you. Those mini pizzas have changed my life.”
Xander“Hey, we can do that thing anytime. I'm tired of doing that thing. We're on.”
Xander“Don't give me the look, I'm on your side.”
Xander“Having issues much?”
Xander“You wanna go to the utility closet and make out?”
Angel“Loneliness is about the scariest thing there is.”
Buffy“I was so hoping you'd do that.”
Cordelia“Feels like home... if it's the fifties and you're a psycho.”
Giles“No really, I don't think it went in too deep. Advantages of layers of tweed. Better than kevlar.”
Willow“I like my new nine gig hard drive.”
Xander“Willow, you are the best human ever. I adore you. That's the cookies talking, but you rock!”