Angel“You still haven't told me what you wanted for your birthday.”
Buffy“Sorry, sacred duty, yada, yada, yada.”
Buffy“I know, this is me, I'm going.”
Buffy“I'm sorry. I have to go to school.”
Buffy“Every time I see you, you're stealing something. You really should speak with someone about this klepto issue.”
Buffy“I mean, want isn't always the right thing to do. To act on want can be wrong.”
Buffy“This is nice. I like seeing you first thing in the morning.”
Angel“I love you. I try not to, but I can't stop.”
Buffy“What if Druscilla is still alive? We never saw her body.”
Buffy“But... to not act on want... what if I never feel this way again?”
Buffy“Speaking of wow potential, there's Oz over there. What are we thinking, any sparkage?”
Buffy“You can't spend the rest of your life for Xander to wake up and smell the hottie. Make a move, do the talking thing.”
Willow“I don't know though. He is a senior.”
Buffy“Once you get to a certain point, then seizing is sort of inevitable.”
Cordelia“Surprise!”
Cordelia“Groping in a broom closet isn't dating. You don't call it a date until the guy spends money.”
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Druscilla“Do it again! Do it again!”
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Druscilla“I'd only dreamed you'd come.”
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Druscilla“Would you like a party favor?”
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Druscilla“Shhh. I've got good games for everyone.”
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Druscilla“Okay, hurry back then.”
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Druscilla“Make a wish.”
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Druscilla“You lost my present.”
Spike“Do you like it baby?”
Giles“One thing I've learned in my tenure here on the Hellmouth is that there is no good time to relax.”
Giles“Dreams aren't prophecies, Buffy. You dreams that the master had risen, but you stopped it from happening.”
Giles“We're having a party, tonight.”
Giles“Is everything in order for the party?”
Giles“Here comes Buffy. Now remember, discretion is a better part of valor.”
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Joyce“So, does 17 feel any different from sixteen?”
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Jenny“He's very thorough.”
Spike“What's that mate?”
Oz“See, our band is kind of moving toward this new sound where... we suck, so we practice”
Oz“I'm gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night. And I'm kind of nervous about it actually. It's interesting.”
Spike“Look what we have here... crashers.”
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Uncle“You thought you are Jenny Calendar now? You are still Janna, of the Caulderash people... a gypsy.”
Willow“I said date.”
Angel“She's just crazy enough to do it.”
Willow“I like you at bedtime. You actually said that?”
Willow“And anyway, Angel's coming. So, she'll be able to protect him and have cake.”
Willow“Better do a round robin. Xander, you go first.”
Willow“I bet you have a lot of groupies?”
Xander“Clearly the Hellmouth's answer for "What do you get the Slayer who has everything?".”
Xander“Gone. Notice the economy of phrasing. Gone -simple, direct.”
Xander“Well, that's not a perky birthday puppy.”
Xander“It's sad granted. But let's look the upside for the moment. I mean, what kind of a future would she have had with him? She's got two jobs; Denny's waitress by day, Slayer by night. Angel's always in front of the TV with a blood belly. He's dreaming of the glory days when Buffy still thought this creature of the night routine was a big turn-on.”
Xander“What's the problem? We send Cordy to fight this guy and we go for pizza.”
Giles“If Druscilla is alive, it could be a cataclysmic sort of affairs.”
Xander“Buffy, I feel a pre-birthday spanking coming on.”
Xander“Hey, it's the woman of the hour.”
Xander“Yep, vampires are real. A lot live in Sunnydale. Willow will fill you in.”
Angel“I'll be back... I will.”
Buffy“Sorry, sacred duty, yada, yada, yada.”
Willow“I don't know though. He is a senior.”
Cordelia“Surprise!”
Spike“Do you like it baby?”
Giles“One thing I've learned in my tenure here on the Hellmouth is that there is no good time to relax.”
Oz“See, our band is kind of moving toward this new sound where... we suck, so we practice”
Xander“Clearly the Hellmouth's answer for "What do you get the Slayer who has everything?".”