
Angel“We'll have to do this again sometime.”

Angel“Uh oh. This does not look good for our heroine.”

Xander“Visiting hours are over.”

Angel“If I decide to walk into Buffy's room, do you think for one microsecond that you could stop me?”

Buffy“Giles, tell them! The vampires, I need to kill the vampires!”

Buffy“Well, good! Thanks for having me, let's try to keep in touch.”

Buffy“Shhh. Hospital zone, no singing.”

Buffy“Hey! Remember me?”

Buffy“Yeah, but I thought I saw something? I'm not sure, I was really out of it, but...”

Buffy“And the juice?”

Buffy“What are you doing here?”

Buffy“Cuz I'm not well. I feel all oogie.”

Cordelia“You know, you have the most... perfect nose I've ever seen. You must workout.”

Cordelia“Oh right, your obsession with protecting Buffy. Have I told you how attractive that's not?”

Cordelia“Wait, what does this one do?”

Giles“Cordelia, have you actually ever heard of tact?”
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Joyce“Ooh, looks like I interrupted a secret meeting.”

Willow“Frogs, frogs! Get 'em off of me! Oh my God, frogs! Frogs! Get 'em off of me please! Get 'em off. Frogs!”

Willow“Buffy's not in here for cosmetic surgery.”

Willow“Oh yeah, I'm good at medical stuff. Xander and I used to play doctor all the time.”

Xander“My whole life just flashed before my eyes. I gotta get me a life.”

Xander“Take a walk overbite.”

Xander“Buffy, this is not the time to challenge Angel for the Ultimate Fighting Championship.”

Xander“Flowers for me lady.”

Xander“Cordy, you should go with Giles.”

Xander“Oh, oh, oh. And another bag of cheesy chips.”