Buffy“Unfortunately, we have a lot of something elses in this town.”
Buffy“Well, um... it's a little embarrassing. You see, I'm a swim groupie.”
Buffy“It's a good call. You should question him.”
Buffy“You're really getting into this interrogation thing.”
Buffy“So, something ripped him open and ate out his insides?”
Cordelia“Xander? Oh my God, Xander. It's me, Cordelia. I know you can't answer me, but... God, this is all my fault. You joined the swim team to impress me, you were so courageous. And you looked really hot in those speedos. And I want you to know that I still care about you, no matter what you look like. And we can still date... or not. I can understand if you want to see other fish. I'll do everything I can to make your quality of life better. Whether that means little bath toys or whatever.”
Cordelia“I'm dating a swimmer from the Sunnydale Swim Team.”
Cordelia“All I know is that my cheerleading squad wasted a lot of pep on losers. It's about time out school is good at something.”
Cordelia“Xander, I know you take pride for being the voice of the common wuss, but the truth is that certain people are entitled to special privileges. They're called winners, that's the way the world works.”
Cordelia“What the hell are you doing here?”
Willow“So, we're looking for a beastie.”
Willow“You delved into the black arts and conjured up a hell-beast from the ocean's depth to wreak your vengeance. Didn't you?”
Xander“Too much research, need beverage.”
Xander“This was no boating accident.”
Xander“Let's see, I gotta take a makeup chem test at three and then I'm meeting some of the guys for plasma transfusions at five. It's turning into quite the busy afternoon.”
Xander“I need a little something to improve my performance, give me an edge grrr.”
Xander“All I'm saying is that it's a stupid idea to have a victory part at the beach. It's officially nippy. So say my nips.”
Xander“And thank you so much for your support!”
Xander“Tag, you're it.”
Xander“Turning into a creepy crawly wasn't on my top ten list of things to do before I turn twenty.”
Xander“That is wrong. A big fat spankin' wrong. It's a slap in the face for everyone of us who studied hard and worked long hours to earn our 'D's.”
Xander“What am I gonna do?”
Xander“What about me? What can I do?”
Xander“Well, it was dark and the thing went through the window so quick. And I was a little shocked when I saw it and...”
Buffy“Fun never stops with you, does it?”
Cordelia“Xander? Oh my God, Xander. It's me, Cordelia. I know you can't answer me, but... God, this is all my fault. You joined the swim team to impress me, you were so courageous. And you looked really hot in those speedos. And I want you to know that I still care about you, no matter what you look like. And we can still date... or not. I can understand if you want to see other fish. I'll do everything I can to make your quality of life better. Whether that means little bath toys or whatever.”
Willow“So, we're looking for a beastie.”
Xander“Too much research, need beverage.”