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Buffy · Episode 2x03 · Sounds

School Hard

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  • Annointed One“Who are you?”
  • Buffy“I was being cool.”
  • Buffy“I can study and party and do parent teacher night and make my mother proud of me. As long as I don't have to...”
  • Buffy“And getting kicked out of school is laughs of plenty?”
  • Buffy“So, I'm gonna take'em one on one. Set'em up and knock'em down.”
  • Buffy“Well, I think they'll all agree that I always bring a pen to class, ready to absorb the knowledge.”
  • Buffy“Won't that be something?”
  • Buffy“Owww.”
  • Cordelia“I'd be there for you myself if I didn't have the legwax.”
  • Cordelia“You're starting to look a little slagged. What, are you skipping foundation entirely now?”
  • Cordelia“And if you get me out of this, I swear I'll never be mean to anyone every again. Unless, they really deserve it or if it's that time of the month, in which case I don't think You or anyone else can hold me responsible...”
  • Buffy's Mom“I didn't get much of a look, but is there something wrong with their faces?”
  • Buffy's Mom“You get the hell away from my daughter.”
  • Principal Snyder“Think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner.”
  • Spike“People still fall for that Anne Rice routine?”
  • Spike“A slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.”
  • Spike“Someone's in the ceiling.”
  • Spike“Nice work luv.”
  • Spike“You were my sire, man. You were my...Yoda.”
  • Spike“I'll make it quick. It won't hurt a bit.”
  • Willow“Wow. Two centuries of dating. If you only had two a year, that's like four hundred dates with four hundred different...”
  • Xander“Okay, that's it. I'm putting a collar with a little bell on that guy.”
  • Xander“I knew you've been lying...undead liar guy.”
  • Xander“What's the deal with you being Spike's sire. What's a sire?”
  • Xander“What's the up guys?”
  • Xander“And while I'm widdling, I plan to whistle a jaunty tune.”
  • Xander“And if he bit me, what then?”
  • Xander“As long as nothing really bad happens between now and then, you'll be fine.”
  • Xander“Does anyone remember when Saturday night meant date night?”
  • Xander“You're bad to the bone.”
  • Xander“If they're gonna attack in force, aren't we thinking vacation?”