The Wish

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  Angel“Buffy, look out! Buffy...”
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  Angel“I waited here for you, but you never...”
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  Angel“The Master arose. He let me live... to punish me. I kept hoping you'd come. My destiny...”
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  Angel“What's the plan?”
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  Anya“You trusting fool. How do you know the other world is any better than this?”
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  Buffy“Now I'm gonna ask you this once, and then I'm gonna get testy.”
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  Buffy“Okay, that was too close for comfort. Not that slaying is ever comfy, but... you know what I mean.”
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  Buffy“How's it going?”
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  Buffy“I don't play well with others.”
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  Buffy“Slaying's a rough gig. Too much alone time isn't healthy. Stuff gets pent up.”
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  Buffy“I'm taking an awful lot of faith here Jeebs.”
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  Buffy“Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic.”
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  Cordelia“No, no, no way! I wish us into bizarro-land and you guys are still together?”
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  Cordelia“Well, I bumped my head yesterday and I keep forgetting stuff.”
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  Cordelia“I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale. She was like a good fairy. A scary, veiny, good fairy.”
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  Cordelia“What's up with you two and the leather?”
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  Cordelia“I don't wish, I act. Start now Xander Harris is gonna get a belly full of just how over him I am.”
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  Cordelia“Good call. Most people around here can't tell Prada from Payless.”
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  Cordelia“Oh absolutely. I am ready to ride.”
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  Cordelia“You know what I've been asking myself a lot this last week? Why me? Why do I get impaled? Why do I get bitten by snakes? Why do I fall for incredible losers? And you know, I think I've finally figured it out. What my problem is, it's Buffy Summers. That's when all my trouble started.”
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  Cordelia“I wish that Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale.”
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  Cordelia“I wish that Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale.”
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  Cordelia“Okay, not funny. Hey! You! Where did you put my car?”
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  Cordelia“Giles, it's all my fault. I made this stupid wish...”
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  Cordelia“Come on, I'm in a really good mood. Let's go to The Bronze.”
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  Cordelia“Not that I care, but Xander Harris, he's miserable, right? And that Willow freak he hangs with, not even a blip on the radar screen, right?”
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  Cordelia“I can not win!”
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  “[The sound of The Master snapping Buffy's neck and Giles smashing the necklace.]”
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  Giles“Yes I understand, but it's imperative that I see her. Here. When will you? You are her watcher. I expect her to at least check in... Yes, I'm aware that there is a great deal of demonic in Cleveland. Well, it happens you know, that Sunnydale is on a hellmouth. It is so! Well, just give her the message... if you ever see her again.”
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  Giles“Buffy Summers?”
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  Giles“Well, I'd say that my Watcher lessons haven't completely atrophic after all.”
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  Harmony“Cordy, you reign.”
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  Larry“That's Cordelia. It's better to look good than feel alive.”
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  Larry“Okay. The entire world sucks because some dead ditz made a wish. I just wanted it clear.”
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  Master“Ahh, Xander, Willow, hungry? I've lost my appetite for this one. I'm trying to eat and she looks at me.”
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  Master“Behold the technical wonder that is about to alter the very fabric of our society.”
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  Master“Some have argued that such an advancement goes against our nature. They claim that death is our art and I say to them... well, I don't say anything to them because I killed them. Undeniably, we are the world's superior race. Yet, we've always been too parochial, too bound by mindless routine of the predator- hunt and kill, hunt and kill. Titilating? Yes. Practical? Hardly. Meanwhile, the humans, with their plebian minds, have brought us a truly demonic concept- mass production!”
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  Oz“Watch your back.”
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  Oz“So Cordelia wishes for something? Well, if it was a long healthy life, she should get her money back.”
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  Willow“That's right puppy. Willow's gonna make you bark.”
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  Willow“Bored now.”
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  Willow“Bored now. Daytime's the worst. Cooped up for hours. Can't hunt. The Master said I could play. Isn't that fun puppy? Aww. Puppy's being all quiet. Come on, don't be a spoiled sport.”
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  Willow“Darn tootin!”
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  Willow“No fun. She didn't even hardly fight.”
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  Willow“Oz hasn't been to his locker. There may be books in there that he needs. But still, he doesn't come.”
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  Willow“It's a big party.”
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  Willow“Isn't he gonna go poof?”
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  Willow“Uh oh. Puppy got out.”
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  Willow“This is the part that's less fun... when there isn't any screaming.”
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  Willow“Oh God. Demon, demon. What kills a demon?”
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  Willow“You're pleased?”
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  Willow“Oz, wait. Please? What I did... when I think that... I hurt you.”
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  Willow“Oz, wow. Look at us. Running into each other as two people who go to the same school are so likely to do now and then.”
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  Willow“I love this part.”
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  Willow“Play now?”
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  Willow“Watch it with those things. You almost got my hair.”
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  Willow“It's true. Cordelia belongs to the justified camp. She should make us pay. And pay and pay and pay. In fact, there's not enough pay for what...”
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  Xander“Excuse me. I need to be both giving and receiving at mirth?”
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  Xander“We really are living in a golden age.”
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  Xander“So tell us wise one, how do you deal?”
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  Xander“I can not stress enough how much I don't have plans.”
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  Xander“Not too bright book guy.”
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  Xander“Slap my hand dead soul man.”
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  Xander“So you're a watcher huh? Watch this.”
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  Xander“Ahh swell, it's the white hats.”
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  Xander“Is it too much to ask for a little backup?”
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  Xander“Buffy... The Slayer?”
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  Xander“Well, what do you know, Cordelia Chase.”
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  Xander“The deed is done.”
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  Xander“Look at her. Tears of a clown baby. Or is it grins of a sad person? Or maybe it's...”
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  Xander“Isn't that what they called The Slayer?”
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  Xander“But you know what really bugs me? Okay, we kissed. It was a mistake. But I know positively that was the last time we were ever gonna kiss.”