Buffy“Oh no. I have to go take an English make up exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right?”
Buffy“Don't let me interrupt.”
Buffy“Big fight. Angel got the pointy end of the sword. Acathla sucked him into hell instead of the world. That's about the it.”
Buffy“First rule of slaying- don't die.”
Buffy“Scream later, stake now.”
Buffy“I'm just visiting.”
Buffy“Oh, I just threw a few things together.”
Buffy“What do you know about Angel?”
Buffy“What is wrong with you?”
Buffy“Angel was cured.”
Buffy“Giles, there are two things that I don't believe in- coincidence and leprechauns.”
Buffy“The one that nearly bit me mentioned something about kissing toast. He lived for kissing toast.”
Buffy“Mom, the only way you get a new slayer is if the old slayer dies.”
Buffy“So, let me get this straight. I'm really back in school because the school board overruled you. Wow, that's like having your whole ability to do this job called into question when you think about it.”
Cordelia“I get it! Not the horny thing, yuck. But the two slayer thing. There was one, and Buffy died for like two minutes. So then Kendra was called. And when she died, Faith was called.”
Cordelia“He didn't try to slit our throats or anything, that's progress.”
Cordelia“Xander, find a new theme.”
Cordelia“I bet it's nothing, they're probably just making out.”
Cordelia“What is it with you and Slayers? Maybe I should dress up as one and put a stake to your throat.”
Buffy“Maybe I should introduce you again. Faith, this is Giles.”
Faith“Isn't it crazy how slaying just always makes you hungry and horny?”
Faith“What are you getting so strung up for B?”
Faith“So, it's about 118 degrees and I'm sleeping without a stick on. And all of the sudden I hear this screaming from outside, so I go tearing out, stark nude. And this church is broke down and there's these three vamps feasting on half the Babtist in south Boston, so I waste the vamps and the preacher comes up and he's hugging me like there's no tomorrow. When all of the sudden the cops pull up and they arrested us both.”
Giles“What you must realize Buffy is that you and Faith have totally different temperaments.”
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Joyce“Good morning, sunshine. Ready to face the beast?”
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Joyce“I like this girl, Buffy.”
Oz“I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there's a new Slayer in town.”
Oz“Now, you both kill vamps and who could blame you. But, I'm wondering about your position on werewolves.”
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Principal Snyder“I'm required to educate every juvenile who's not in jail where she belongs. Welcome back.”
Willow“Aha! Sorry, I just meant aha! There's a big evil brewing. You'll never be bored here, Faith. This is Sunnydale, home of the big brew and evil.”
Willow“This is good, this is... Hey! We're seniors. Hey, I'm walking here.”
Willow“I think that went very well. Don't you think that went very well?”
Willow“Have you ever noticed though, when he is mad, but he's too English to say anything, he makes that weird cluck cluck sound with his tongue?”
Willow“Hey, did you do that little half smile thing?”
Willow“Maybe we shouldn't be too coupley around Buffy?”
Willow“Sage, I love that smell. And marnox root. You know, a smidge of this mixed with a virgin's saliva... does something I know nothing about.”
Willow“Giles, I know you don't like me playing with mystical forces, but I can really help with this binding spell.”
Willow“Come on Buffy, I mean, the guy is charm. And normal, which is what you wanted to get back to.”
Willow“Ooh, Scott Hope at eleven o'clock. He wanted to ask you out last year, but you weren't ready then. But, I think you're ready now. Or, at least in the state of pre-readiness to make conversation or to do that thing with your mouth that boys like. Oh! I didn't mean that bad thing with your mouth. I meant that little half smile thing... you're supposed to stop me when I do that.”
Willow“Are you... is she all glowy?”
Willow“I'm giddy.”
Xander“And they say that young people don't learn anything in high school nowadays, but I've learned to be afraid.”
Xander“Buffy, banned from campus, but not from our hearts. How are ya and what's for lunch?”
Buffy“Oh no. I have to go take an English make up exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right?”
Cordelia“I get it! Not the horny thing, yuck. But the two slayer thing. There was one, and Buffy died for like two minutes. So then Kendra was called. And when she died, Faith was called.”
Faith“Isn't it crazy how slaying just always makes you hungry and horny?”
Giles“What you must realize Buffy is that you and Faith have totally different temperaments.”
Oz“I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there's a new Slayer in town.”
Willow“Aha! Sorry, I just meant aha! There's a big evil brewing. You'll never be bored here, Faith. This is Sunnydale, home of the big brew and evil.”
Xander“And they say that young people don't learn anything in high school nowadays, but I've learned to be afraid.”