Angel“Buffy, we still need him to find the others.”
Angel“Spike.”
Buffy“All day it's been like, congratulations, go away.”
Buffy“Okay. Be kind, rewind.”
Buffy“You know, he was just leaving. Don't you start anything.”
Buffy“What is all this stuff? I'm thinking weird science.”
Buffy“Okay, but you're just going for a few days, right? I mean, you're not gonna settle there and grow crops or anything?”
Buffy“Yeah, it's just not that simple. I have responsibilities.”
Buffy“They're just test scores, right? What do they really mean anyway?”
Cordelia“What if they were kidnapped by Columbian drug lords? They could be cutting off Xander's ear right now... or other parts.”
Cordelia“Hello?”
Cordelia“Well, I think this is great. Now you can leave and never come back. Well, I mean that in a positive way. Get out of Sunnydale, that's a good thing. What kind of moron would ever want to come back here?”
Cordelia“I don't know. I just thought we were gonna do something, you know... classy.”
Cordelia“You guys get your scores?”
Cordelia“Xander?”
Cordelia“Oh God.”
Giles“I suspect your mother would want to... put it on the refrigerator.”
Giles“Please don't do anything rash.”
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Joyce“You belong in a good old fashioned college with keg parties and boys. Not here with Hellmouths and vampires.”
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Lenny“Yeah, I heard you've gone soft. Sad to see it man.”
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Mayor“Aww, look at that, every time, cuts to the left. And it's not the carpet, it's me. I swear, I would sell my soul for a decent short game. Of course, it's a little late for that. I don't suppose I could offer your soul, huh? It would really help me on the green. I'm just funning.”
Oz“It's Willow, she's nearby.”
Oz“I can see why you would be upset. Oh, that was my sarcastic voice.”
Spike“Baby like his supper, baby like his supper. Why doesn't baby have a nap?”
Spike“Are you threatening me? That's not nice. We're all gonna be very best friends?”
Spike“Yeah, you. You think I'm afraid of you? We were happy. You brainwashed her. I could just... Yeah, I'll show you who's cool guy. You're going down.”
Spike“Home sweet home.”
Spike“Drusilla, I'm home.”
Spike“She wouldn't even kill me. She just left. She didn't even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask. You know, some little sign that she cared.”
Spike“Why did you do it baby? Why did you leave me? We were happy here. You... stupid... worthless... bitch. Look what you've done to me.”
Spike“Love's a funny thing.”
Spike“I did it my way.”
Spike“[singing a song]”
Spike“Oh yeah. You two, just friends, no danger there.”
Spike“It doesn't work like that peaches. And when did you become all soul having again? I thought you outgrew that.”
Spike“Oh, sod the spell. You're friends are at the factory. I'm really glad I came here, you know. I've been all wrong headed about this. Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I want Dru back, I just gotta be the man I was... the man she loved. I'm gonna do what I should have done in the first place, I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her til she likes me again.”
Spike“Now that was fun. Oh, don't tell me that wasn't fun. God, it's been so long since I've had a decent spot of violence. Really puts things in perspective.”
Spike“This should be a kick.”
Spike“We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and that only the bite harder.”
Spike“Oww.”
Spike“I wish I was dead.”
Spike“What do you know? It's your fault, the both of you. She belongs with me. I'm nothing without her.”
Spike“So I said, "You know, I don't have to put up with this." And she said "Fine." So I said "Fine, do whatever you like." Then I thought we were gonna make up, you know?”
Spike“You got any of those marshmallows?”
Spike“You do me now and you'll never find the little witch.”
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Shopkeeper“Did you come in through the back?”
Spike“It was that truce with Buffy that did it. Dru said I've gone soft. Wasn't demon enough for the likes of her. I told her it didn't mean anything, I was thinking of her the whole time. She didn't care. So we got to Brazil and she was just different. I gave her everything, beautiful jewels, beautiful dresses with beautiful girls in them, but nothing made her happy. And she would flirt. I caught her on the park bench making out with a chaos demon. Have you ever seen a chaos demon, they're all slime and antlers, they're disgusting. She only did it to hurt me. So, I said, "I'm not putting up with this anymore." And she said, "Fine." And I said, "Yeah, I've got an unlife you know." And she said... she said that we could still be friends. God, I'm so unhappy.”
Willow“I never knew that there was this thing inside me that could feel this bad. I mean, all this time, I didn't know what I wanted. I wanted everything. And now, I just want him to talk to me again?”
Willow“What's this?”
Willow“I don't know if this is gonna work right away.”
Willow“This is... my world is spinning.”
Willow“Something's gonna happen.”
Willow“Drusilla broke up with him.”
Willow“Buffy, hey! Did you get your SAT scores?”
Willow“We're not supposed to.”
Willow“Are you okay?”
Xander“Woah, it smells like church in here... no wait, evil church.”
Xander“But that's why you love me, right? Academically dangerous.”
Xander“Hey, those are from the pier.”
Xander“Are you nuts? Or have you forgotten that I tend to have bad luck with these sorts of spells?”
Angel“Where you going? You just got here.”
Buffy“All day it's been like, congratulations, go away.”
Cordelia“What if they were kidnapped by Columbian drug lords? They could be cutting off Xander's ear right now... or other parts.”
Giles“I suspect your mother would want to... put it on the refrigerator.”
Oz“It's Willow, she's nearby.”
Spike“Baby like his supper, baby like his supper. Why doesn't baby have a nap?”
Willow“I never knew that there was this thing inside me that could feel this bad. I mean, all this time, I didn't know what I wanted. I wanted everything. And now, I just want him to talk to me again?”
Xander“Woah, it smells like church in here... no wait, evil church.”