Buffy“I'm a little tired. I think I'm gonna call it a night.”
Buffy“Cord, the gun. Cordelia, the spatula.”
Buffy“Because this is all I do. This is what my life is. You wouldn't understand. I just thought... homecoming queen. I can pick up a yearbook someday and say "I was there." I went to high school, I had friends. And for one moment, I got to live in the world. And there'd be proof. Proof that I was chosen for something other than this. Besides, I look cute in a tiara.”
Buffy“I haven't told Giles and the others that you're back.”
Buffy“Do you really love Xander?”
Buffy“I'm gonna show you how it's done. I'm gonna run for homecoming queen and I'm going to win.”
Buffy“Ahh, it's okay. Gave Cord and I chance to spend some quality death time.”
Buffy“I need some wet toilet paper.”
Buffy“We are gonna get out of here and we are gonna head back to the library where Giles and the rest of the weapons live. Then, I'm going to take out the rest of these guys, just in time for you to congratulate me on my sweeping victory as homecoming queen.”
Buffy“I can't believe it. My favorite teacher and she didn't even know who I was. I'm like a non-person. Am I invisible? Can you see me?”
Buffy“Willow, it's okay that you're helping Cordelia. We're best friends, I'm not gonna hold it against you.”
Buffy“Although, I'm not exactly unpopular. A lot of people came to my welcome home party.”
Cordelia“What would you know about it? Just because you were guacamole queen when you were three doesn't mean that you understand how this works.”
Cordelia“I'm never gonna know if it's real between me and Xander or some temporary insanity that made me think... I loved him.”
Cordelia“You don't phone, you don't write. Where's the love?”
Cordelia“Are you kidding? I've been doing the vulcan death grip since I was four.”
Cordelia“What's going on here? Did Scott not ask her to the homecoming dance yet?”
Cordelia“Why is it every time I go somewhere with you, it always ends violence and terror?”
Cordelia“This whole trying to be like me really isn't funny anymore.”
L
Lyle“I'm gonna kill both you slayers for this. You hear me?”
Faith“Scott, there you are, honey. Hey, good news. The doctor said that the itching, the swelling, and the burning should clear up. But we gotta keep using the ointment.”
Faith“Well, screw him alright. You move on, you party heavily, and you'll be fine.”
Faith“Man, guys should break up with you more often.”
Faith“Come on. We'll find a couple of studs, use them, and discard them. That's always fun.”
Giles“We have to find Buffy, something terrible has happened. Just kidding, thought I'd give you a scare.”
Oz“As Willow goes, so goes my nation.”
S
Scott“I don't think we should see each other anymore.”
S
Scott“I assumed you would think that it's corny or something, but I'm in. I mean, if you are. If you want to.”
M
Mr. Trick“Well, give it up for the slayers, they've got character.”
M
Mr. Trick“Competition is a beautiful thing. It makes us strive, it makes us accomplish, occasionally makes us kill. We all have the desire to win.”
M
Mr. Trick“If this is the part where you tell me that I don't fit in here in your quiet little neighborhood, you can just skip it cause that all got old long before I became a vampire. Do you know what I'm saying?”
M
Mr. Trick“Hello, ladies. Welcome to Slayerfest 98. What is a Slayerfest, you ask? As in most of life, there is the hunters and the hunted. Can you guess where you two fall? From the beginning of this tape, you have exactly 30 seconds, 17 now to run for your lives. Faith, Buffy, have a nice day.”
M
Mr. Trick“Ladies, gentlemen, spiny headed looking creatures, welcome to Slayerfest 98.”
Willow“Hi! How are you? You good? You look good! Anything new? Hey, did I mention you look good?”
Willow“You have to help me pick an outfit. I wanna pick something that makes Oz go "huh".”
Willow“They're gonna announce the queen, where are they? What's keeping them?”
Willow“I mean, we have to do something. This is all our fault.”
Willow“I, I know. Nice.”
Xander“Watcha doin?”
Xander“We should face it, Will. You and I are gonna be in neighboring rest homes, while I come over so you can adjust my uh... well, I can't think of anything that's not really gross.”
Xander“It just when I look at you now, it's like I'm seeing you for the first time.”
Xander“Oh God, what did you two do to each other?”
Xander“Buffy and Faith are in the library getting all sweaty.”
Xander“So, you and Oz. How do I put this? Are we on first, second, or ye gods.”
Xander“Oh, a gentleman never talks about his conquests.”
Buffy“I'm a little tired. I think I'm gonna call it a night.”
Cordelia“What would you know about it? Just because you were guacamole queen when you were three doesn't mean that you understand how this works.”
Faith“Scott, there you are, honey. Hey, good news. The doctor said that the itching, the swelling, and the burning should clear up. But we gotta keep using the ointment.”
Giles“We have to find Buffy, something terrible has happened. Just kidding, thought I'd give you a scare.”
Oz“As Willow goes, so goes my nation.”
Willow“Hi! How are you? You good? You look good! Anything new? Hey, did I mention you look good?”
Xander“Watcha doin?”