The Zeppo

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  Buffy“A race of female demon warriors... who celebrate victory in battle by eating their foes. They couldn't just pour Gatorade on each other?”
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  Buffy“I don't know what to do.”
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  Buffy“Xander, one of these days you're gonna get yourself hurt.”
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  Buffy“What should be do with the trio over here? Should we burn them?”
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  Buffy“There's something about this one... that scares me. I need my Willow.”
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  Buffy“What is this?”
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  Cordelia“Boy, of all the humiliations you've had I've witnessed, that was the latest.”
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  Cordelia“Look, it's Mr. Excitement. On another life or death donut mission or are we just cruising for bimbos again? Giving them lessons in lack of cool. What? What? What?!”
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  Cop“What's going on?”
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  Cordelia“Ooh, some evil going on? Must be big for them to entrust you with this daredevil mission.”
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  Faith“That was great, I gotta shower.”
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  Faith“She got me really wound up. A fight like that and no kill. I'm about ready to pop.”
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  Giles“All we know, the fate of the entire world rest on the... did you eat all the jellies.”
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  Giles“You're cutting it a bit close.”
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  Giles“There's something different about this. Something in the air... stench of death.”
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  Jack“Are you scared?”
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  Willow“I'm fine. The shaking is a side effect of the fear.”
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  Willow“I love you Xander.”
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  Willow“Occasionally, I'm callous and strange.”
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  Willow“And if it opens?”
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  Willow“Even after the Hellmouth was closed, we could still hear it screaming.”
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  Willow“Evil.”
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  Xander“They're probably loaded with supplies. Gotta think. I can't believe I had sex. Okay, bombs. Already dead guys with bombs.”
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  Xander“I say bring 'em on!”
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  Xander“Hey! They're not baking any cake.”
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  Xander“This time of night, I'm pretty sure nothing's open... they're always open for crime. Okay, now I'm involved in crime. I'm the criminal element. Having a car sure is cool!”
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  Xander“Alright, enough! You guys have had your fun.”
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  Xander“I say that's pretty much enough excitement for one evening.”
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  Xander“Giles'll know what to do. He's way more calm than Buffy.”
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  Xander“Good boy.”
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  Xander“Hello nasty.”
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  Xander“Hey, what's going on?”
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  Xander“Less than two minutes. Dumb guy, little bomb. How hard can it be?”
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  Xander“Shoulda learned by now, if you're gonna play with fire, you gotta expect sooner or later... I wasn't finished! Note to self, less talk.”
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  Xander“Oh gee, I'm really sorry that my life and death situation isn't exciting enough for you.”
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  Xander“You girls need a lift?”
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  Xander“Where's a Slayer when you need one?”
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  Xander“I don't think I wanna be seeing you on campus anymore, Jack.”
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  Xander“Angel! Buddy. Friend buddy. You wanna sit and talk?”
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  Xander“You know, it's not like I haven't helped before. I've done some quality violence for those people. Do they even think about that?”
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  Cordelia“Oh what, you got a shiny car and now you're someone new? Like anyone even cares about your...”
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  Xander“I could have taken him.”
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  Xander“Why is it that I've come face to face with vampires, demons, the most hideous creature Hell will ever spit out and I'm still afraid of a little bully like Jack O'Toole.”
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  Xander“Gee Mr. White, if Clark and Lois get all the good stories, I'll never be a good reporter.”
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  Xander“Boy, I am so sorry. Doug's arm is kinda like spaghetti. We're all so very sad for him. Is your lunch okay?”
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  Xander“Yeah, great knife. Although, it may technically be a sword.”
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  Xander“I know what you're thinking. Can I get by him, get up the stairs, out of the building with seconds ticking away. I don't love your chances.”
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  Xander“The important thing is that we're alright and we can work this out like two reasonable... frontiersmen.”
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  Xander“I'm gonna grab a snack, anyone want? Oz?”
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  Xander“It's just that it's bugging me, this cool thing. I mean, what is it? How do you get it? Who doesn't have it? And who decides who doesn't have it? What is the essence of cool?”
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  Xander“I'm good. I'm fine. Just a little bit dirty. Good show everyone. I think we have a hit.”