- D
Demon“The man who has my amulet, what is his name?!”
Buffy“And they're back cuz...?”
Buffy“I hate it when they drown me.”
Buffy“Game over.”
Buffy“Don't say anything incredibly interesting while I'm gone.”
Buffy“Okay, we've got 10 maybe 12 bad guys and one big demon in desperate need of a Stairmaster.”
Buffy“Okay, on the count of three. One... three.”
Buffy“How are you doing?”
Buffy“It's the job, what else can we do?”
Buffy“Faith and I got into a serious party situation.”
Buffy“New Watcher?”
- C
Cop“Good, now cuff 'em.”
Cordelia“That's so cute, planning life as a loser. Most people just turn out that way, but you're really taking charge.”
Cordelia“Well Xander, I could dress more like you, but oh, my father has a job.”
Faith“Tell me if you don't get in a good slaying, after a while you just start itching for some vamp to show up so you can give him a good uhhh.”
Faith“So what, you're telling me never?”
Faith“Tell me you don't get off on this.”
Faith“Nicely diverted B.”
Faith“When are you gonna get this B? The life of a Slayer is very simple. Want. Take. Have.”
Faith“Rise and shine people.”
Giles“If you want to criticize my methods, fine. But you can keep your snide remarks to yourself. And while you're at it, don't criticize my methods.”
- D
Demon“You know what I want.”
- J
Joyce“Admit it. Some days don't you wanna just wake up and say to hell with the diet?”
- M
Mayor“Gosh, I'm feeling chipper. Who's for a root beer?!”
- M
Mayor“I just love The Family Circus. That P.J. He's getting to be quite a handful.”
- M
Mayor“You like Family Circus?”
- M
Mayor“Thank you Mr. Trick. That was very thoughtful of you.”
Willow“Ooh, I can help. Chemistry is easy. It's a lot like witchcraft, only less newt.”
Wesley“Buffy, you will go to the Gleese Family crypt tonight and fetch the amulet.”
Wesley“I didn't get this job because of my looks.”
Wesley“Why don't you tell me everything about last night's patrol.”
Wesley“Remember the three key words for any Slayer- preparation, preparation, preparation.”
Willow“You like it?”
Willow“I'm so overwhelmed. I got in... to actual colleges. And they're actually wooing me. They're pitching woo.”
Wesley“Ahh. This is perhaps Faith.”
Wesley“You're not helping.”
Wesley“What is that thing?”
Xander“What are these?”
Xander“Woah. Can we resume Buffy's ode to Faith later, when I'm not actively multiple choicing?”
