Anya“Do you have any idea how boring 12th graders are?”
Anya“For a thousand years I wielded the powers of the wish. I brought ruin to the heads of unfaithful men. I brought forth destruction and chaos for the pleasure of the lower beings. I was feared and worshipped across the mortal globe. And now I'm stuck at Sunnydale High... mortal... a child... and I'm flunking math.”
Anya“What a day. Give me a beer.”
Anya“Listen, I have this little project I'm working on, and I heard you were the person to ask if...”
Anya“I swear, I'm just trying to find my necklace.”
Anya“I heard you were a pretty powerful wicca, so...”
Angel“Something's happen that... Willow's dead. Hey Willow. Wait a second.”
Buffy“Willow, just remember that a vampire's personality has nothing to do with the person it was.”
Buffy“Look, I'm sorry. I know how you hate talking about Faith.”
Buffy“The Watcher's Council is heavy into tests. They've got tests for everything. TATs, Rorshack, associative logic. He even has that test to see if you're crazy that asks if you ever hear voices or if you ever wanted to be a florist.”
Buffy“Aren't you going to introduce me to your...holy God, you're Willow.”
Buffy“Will, wait, I'm really sorry, I...”
Buffy“So, he threatened you? With what?”
Buffy“Willow, you're alive.”
Buffy“See, I told you. Old reliable.”
Buffy“First sign of trouble, you give us the signal, we come in hard and fast.”
Cordelia“Wait. It occurs to me that we've never really had the opportunity to talk. You know, woman to woman. With you locked up.”
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Devon“Man, we need a roadie. Other bands have roadies.”
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Mayor“Of course I am. No slayer of mine's going to live in fleabag hotel. That place has a very unsavory reputation. There are immoral liasons going on there.”
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Vampire“Nobody cause any trouble, or try to leave, and nobody gets hurt.”
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Vamp Willow“Alone at last.”
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Vamp Willow“Bitch.”
Willow“Okay. That's a little blacker than I like my arts.”
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Vamp Willow“Bored now.”
Willow“How come the sudden calisthenics? Aren't you sort of naturally buff, Buff? Buff, Buff.”
Willow“Maybe I'll change my look, or cut class, you don't know. And I'm eating this banana, lunchtime be damned.”
Willow“I believe these chicken feet are mine.”
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Vamp Willow“You made me cranky.”
Wesley“Oh. No, no, no, no. I'm fine. Just give me a minute, and some defibrillators if it's not too much trouble.”
Willow“Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?”
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Vamp Willow“No. This is a dumb world. In my world, there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies.”
Willow“I'm a bloodsucking fiend. Look at my outfit.”
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Vamp Willow“You don't wanna play, guess I can't force you. Wait... I can.”
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Vamp Willow“Well, look at me. I'm all fuzzy.”
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Vamp Willow“Get off me.”
Willow“Good luck. Try not to kill people. Hands! Hands!.”
Willow“Ow, ow, ow. Happy, but ow, ow, ow.”
Willow“Hi, I'm back.”
Willow“Now if you'll excuse me, I have someone else's homework to do.”
Willow“It's horrible.”
Willow“I killed her. And sucked her blood... as we vampires do.”
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Vamp Willow“Leaving now.”
Willow“I'm eating this now. It's not lunchtime. I don't even care.”
Willow“That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil... and skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.”
Willow“Hey! You wanna go to the espresso pub and get sugared up on mochas?”
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Vamp Willow“Cordelia. I'm very sorry. I realize that I was wrong. I'll never steal your boyfriend again.”
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Vamp Willow“Aww, this is like a nightmare.”
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Vamp Willow“I don't like you.”
Willow“No. I think emphatically not.”
Willow“I don't like that you dare question me. Maybe I'll have my minions take you out back and kill you horrible.”
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Vamp Willow“If you're all good boys and girls, we'll make you young and strong, forever and ever. We'll have fun. If you're not... Questions, comments?”
Willow“No more snuggles?”
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Vamp Willow“I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.”
Willow“She bothered me. She was so weak and accommodating. She's always letting people walk all over her, and then she gets cranky with her friends for no reason. I just couldn't let her live.”
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Vamp Willow“This is weird.”
Willow“Wha, what was that?”
Willow“What's goin' on? Geez, who died? Oh God, who died?”
Willow“Nice reflexes.”
Willow“Strangely, I feel like staying at home, and doing my homework, and flossing, and dying a virgin.”
Wesley“[screaming]”
Wesley“Was that...?”
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Vamp Willow“Uh, I was looking at books... I like books, 'cause I'm shy.”
Willow“It's a little binding. I guess vampires really don't have to breathe. Gosh, look at those.”
Willow“I'm not sure I understand the marriage part.”
Willow“A human? Oh yeah, could a human do this [screaming]?”
Willow“What do I want with you?”
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Vamp Willow“This world's no fun.”
Wesley“Back, creature of the night! Leave this place!”
Willow“Maybe I don't wanna be reliable all the time. Maybe I'm not just some doormat person, homework gal.”
Willow“This is creepy. I don't like the thought that there's a vampire out there that looks like me.”
Xander“Back! Get back demon!”
Xander“So, in your reality, I'm like this badass vampire, huh? People afraid of me? Oh yeah, I'm bad.”
Xander“Uh, Will, this is verging on naughty touching here. Don't wanna fall back on bad habits. Hands! Hands in new places.”
Xander“So we charge in, much in the style of John Wayne?”
Xander“This isn't real.”
Xander“Will, we saw you at the Bronze, a vampire.”
Anya“Do you have any idea how boring 12th graders are?”
Angel“Something's happen that... Willow's dead. Hey Willow. Wait a second.”
Buffy“Willow, just remember that a vampire's personality has nothing to do with the person it was.”
Cordelia“Wait. It occurs to me that we've never really had the opportunity to talk. You know, woman to woman. With you locked up.”
Willow“Okay. That's a little blacker than I like my arts.”
Wesley“Oh. No, no, no, no. I'm fine. Just give me a minute, and some defibrillators if it's not too much trouble.”
Xander“Back! Get back demon!”