Buffy“Faith's turn to the darkside of the force pretty much put the proverbial kibosh in any away plans for me. UC Sunnydale, at least I got in.”
Buffy“This is your night for suave Will, you should get captured more often.”
Buffy“So, what's in the box?”
Buffy“Well, there's something you don't see everyday. Unless of course, you're me.”
Buffy“I don't know what the Mayor was talking about. How could he know anything about us?”
Buffy“Mom, you know that I can't... I just can't decide on the school right now. I wanna sleep on it. Mull it over, raise 'em up my inner flagpole, see which one I salute.”
Buffy“Snyder, you alive in there?”
Buffy“I wanna leave.”
Buffy“I feel the need for more sugar than the human body can handle.”
Buffy“It's weird. You look at something and you think you know exactly what you're seeing and then you find out it's something else entirely.”
Buffy“No, they know what she means to us. She's too valuable as long as we still have... the box. We trade.”
Buffy“You, I can't believe you got into Oxford.”
Buffy“Looks like a job for wicca girl. What do you say Will? Big time danger.”
Cordelia“And once again, the gold medal in the being wrong event goes to Xander, I'm as stupid as I look, Harris.”
Faith“You, you just can't stop Nancy Drewing, can ya?”
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Vamp“You killed him.”
Faith“This is a thing of beauty boss.”
Faith“Yeah, give me the speech again please. Faith, we're still your friends, we can help you, it's not too late.”
Giles“What's your plan?”
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Mayor“Something crucially essential to my ascension. Without it... what would Tollhouse cookies be without the chocolate chips. A pretty darn big disappointment I can tell you.”
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Mayor“Don't do that.”
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Mayor“Well, this is very unfortunate. I just had this conference room redecorated for pete's sake... at taxpayer's expense. And oh yeah, they've got my box.”
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Mayor“There. That look on your face is my reward.”
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Mayor“That's my girl.”
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Mayor“So, you're the little girl who has been causing me all this trouble. She's pretty Angel. A little skinny. I still don't understand why it couldn't work out with you and my Faith. I guess you just kinda have strange tastes in women.”
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Mayor“I wish you kids the best, I really do. But if you don't mind a bit of fatherly advice... I just don't see much of a future for you two. I don't sense a lasting relationship. And not just because I plan to kill the both of you, but you got a bumpy road ahead.”
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Mayor“What happened to the courier, I was supposed to pay him?”
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Student #1“Here you go.”
Wesley“By the power invested in me by the Council, I forbid it.”
Willow“Oh yeah, I'm bad.”
Willow“I'm looking for sucking candy. Cause my mouth gets dry when I'm nervous or held prisoner against my will. And suddenly, I'm thinking that sucking isn't a good work to use around vampire. Hey! Did you get permission to eat the hostage? I don't think so!”
Wesley“Well, that went swimmingly.”
Willow“So Faith was like I'm gonna beat you up, and I'm like I'm not afraid of you, and then she had the knife which was less fun. Oh, and then I told her you made your choice, Buffy was your friend...”
Willow“Sounds like your mom's in a state of denial.”
Willow“Deep thoughts?”
Wesley“Well now, here's what I think we should do...”
Xander“Sure. If you'll excuse me, I'll have to go back helping to save some lives. Carry on, I know you have some important accessorizing to do.”
Xander“I have a theory. Your snide remarks earlier, I'm guessing grapes a little on the sour side.”
Xander“Where'd it go?”
Xander“I still wanna know where it went.”
Xander“Everything in life is foreign territory. Kerouac, he's my teacher. The open road, my school.”
Xander“Any idea which college you might be attending so we can calculate minimum safe distance.”
Xander“Wow, she even drew helpful diagrams. That's the pedestal.”
Xander“Did you hear about Willow getting into Oxnard?”