Buffy“And I don't test well. She said two days before the SATs.”
Buffy“Five, four, three, two, one.”
Buffy“Which brings me to the bonus question and believe me when I say a wrong answer will cost you all your points.”
Buffy“Look, a box full of farm fresh chicken.”
Buffy“And don't do that!”
Buffy“I just know that us and the undead are the only people in Sunnydale working this late.”
Buffy“I'm being supervised 24/7. It's like being in the Real World house, but only real.”
Buffy“They never just leave, always gotta say something.”
Buffy“No vampire has ever been that scary.”
Buffy“What? Excuse me, I meant, what?.”
Buffy“So Ethan, what are we playing? We're pretty much in a talk or bleed situation, it's your call.”
Buffy“I broke my number two pencil, we'll have to do this again sometime.”
Buffy“There was just too much to deal with. It was like nothing made sense anymore. The thing is that I thought I understood were gone. I just felt so alone.”
Buffy“Oww!”
Buffy“You're a good mom.”
Buffy“Be glad that's the worst that happened. At least I got to the two of you before you actually did something.”
Buffy“It's gotta be the candy, it's cursed.”
Buffy“Let's do the time warp again.”
Cordelia“Busy like a bee actually. Bee-like.”
Cordelia“Actually, I'm looking forward to it. I do well on standardized tests. What? I can't have layers?”
Cordelia“Mom started borrowing my clothes. There should be an age limit on lycra pants. And dad, he just locked himself in the bathroom with old copies of Esquire.”
Cordelia“I had this philosophy checked out from the library for like a year. And he made me pay the fine, even though it was huge. I was sad to return it. It was perfect for starting conversations with college boys. But of course that was B.X.”
Cordelia“Oh God, are we killing something again.”
Giles“Well, then let's do something. Let's find the demon and kick the crap out of it.”
Giles“But where are you going? We have to patrol?”
Giles“I'm doing it to test your awareness of an opponent's location in a place of total darkness. Wait five second and then throw the ball at me.”
Giles“This isn't meant to be easy, you know. It's a rite of passage.”
Giles“That's all there is, are you ready?”
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Joyce“That's cool. Very juice-newton.”
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Joyce“Screw you.”
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Joyce“Were you at the Bronze? What was happening there that was so important?”
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Joyce“What would I do with forty chocolate bars?”
J
Joyce“What, you're going out?”
J
Joyce“We decided that you made a good point earlier, honey.”
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Joyce“Something's gonna eat those babies?”
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Mayor“I appreciate you coming. I realize that it is early, for you. But I think you'll agree that this matter is urgent and very delicate.”
Oz“Teenagers. It's a sobering mirror to look into, huh?”
Oz“Hey, you know, I took it last year. I could help you get ready. There's this whole trick to antonyms, but this isn't the place.”
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Snyder“Woah, there are some foxy ladies here tonight.”
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Snyder“This place is fun city.”
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Snyder“You've got great hair.”
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Snyder“Everybody expects me to do everything around here because I'm the principal. It's not fair.”
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Snyder“Woah, Summers, you drive like a spaz.”
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Snyder“Woah, there are some foxy ladies here tonight.”
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Snyder“Good. You go to that thing with the demon and I'll stay here in case the babies, you know, find their way back.”
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Snyder“Oh, I am so stoked!”
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Snyder“She whuped you good, huh? I can do that. I took Tae Kwon Do at the Y.”
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Snyder“It's band candy.”
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Trick“It's a little out of my element, but I can get you what you need. I know a beast who knows a guy.”
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Trick“Ordinarily, I like other people to do the fighting for me. But I just gotta see what you got.”
Willow“I don't like this. They could have heart attacks.”
Willow“This is not normal. Maybe that goes without saying.”
Willow“It'll be okay when we get to Giles.”
Willow“I went to like four houses and they were gone. It's like trick or treating in like reverse.”
Xander“I like chocolate. There is no bad here.”
Xander“I hate they make us take that thing. It's totally fascist and personally I think it discriminates against the uninformed.”
Xander“Principal Snyder, thank you. You weren't visited by the ghost of Christmas past, by any chance?”
Xander“I don't get this. The candy is supposed to make you feel all immature and stuff, but I've had a ton and I don't feel any diff... nevermind.”
Xander“Does anyone else wanna marry Miss Barton?”
Xander“The band, yeah. They're great. They march.”
Angel“You're being careful, right?”
Buffy“And I don't test well. She said two days before the SATs.”
Cordelia“Busy like a bee actually. Bee-like.”
Giles“Well, then let's do something. Let's find the demon and kick the crap out of it.”
Oz“Teenagers. It's a sobering mirror to look into, huh?”
Willow“I don't like this. They could have heart attacks.”
Xander“I like chocolate. There is no bad here.”