Angel“Buffy, be careful with this gift. A lot of things that seem strong and good and powerful- they can be painful.”
Angel“I won't let anything happen to you if I can help it. No matter what, I'll always be with you. Hey, I'll love you- even if you're covered with slime.”
Angel“Sorry.”
Angel“You can't get into my mind.”
Buffy“Is this the thing? The aspect thing? I gotta say, if it is, it's way better than a tail.”
Buffy“I touched one of them and now I'm gonna get a big case of the bumpies or a tail or something.”
Buffy“You demons can't resist a run and stumble, can you?”
Buffy“I don't see this being settled with logic.”
Buffy“One down, one gone.”
Buffy“Well, it's nice to be able to help someone in a non slaying capacity. Except he's starting to get that look, like he's gonna ask me to prom.”
Buffy“Why are you... you had sex with Giles? You had sex with Giles?!”
Willow“So you're feeling better about Angel?”
Buffy“We still have a few minutes.”
Cordelia“It was an incredible game. I've never cheered so hard in my life. I still have knee marks on my back. From the pyramid.”
Cordelia“I told them not to move you. They probably severed your spinal cord.”
Cordelia“By this time tomorrow, you'll all know what I have done. I'm sure you understand I had to do it. And although death is never easy, it's the only way. God, doesn't anyone write in the praise the cheerleaders? We're so unsung.”
Giles“Feel up to some training?”
Giles“This is genuine mind reading. You're most likely projecting...”
Giles“You touched one of the demons?”
Giles“Is this the demon in question?”
Giles“How are you?”
Giles“Based on the supposed date, graduation day, and the Mayor being impervious to harm, I've cross referenced...”
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Jonathan“Get away from me.”
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Jonathan“I just wanted it to stop.”
Oz“If you don't need me, I'm gonna follow the redhead.”
Oz“I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me and she becomes me. I cease to exist. Hmph.”
Oz“It's pretty riveting stuff.”
Oz“Dingoes Ate My Baby played their instruments as if they had plump polish sausages taped to their fingers.”
Oz“Are you sure they meant it.”
Wesley“Excuse me, can you hear me thinking in here? I could go out into the hall.”
Wesley“Terribly sorry. I was detained. Official Council business.”
Willow“What are you doing Buffy?”
Willow“Too bad you're patrolling because we're all going- Oz, Xander, everybody.”
Willow“I don't like this whole no mouth thing. It's disquieting.”
Willow“So scabby demon got away?”
Willow“Yeah well, I still bet patrolling was way better cuz wow important.”
Wesley“It's a question of course of mental discipline?”
Willow“Did you believe it, right at the buzzer. 3 points for the win.”
Willow“Did you finish the reading?”
Willow“Buffy did the reading? Buffy understood the reading?”
Xander“Ohh, jello.”
Xander“What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time. Sex. Help. 4 times 5 is 30. 5 times 6 is 32. Naked girls. Naked women. Naked Buffy. Oh, stop me.”
Xander“I'm still having trouble with the fact that one of us is just gonna gun everybody down for no reason.”
Xander“Hogan Martin thinks he sooo hot. Like we should all be awed by him cuz he put a ball in a net.”
Xander“You know Oz, I look at all this beauty and all these healthy young women. And I wonder why I ever wasted my time on Cordelia. I mean, look at her. She's no better looking than the rest of them.”