Buffy“Nothing serious I think. Just random adorableness.”
Buffy“I know. It's probably just me having a bitch attack.”
Buffy“Darn.”
Buffy“Excuse me.”
Buffy“Alright. Why don't you quit hiding and come out and face me like a... thing.”
Buffy“That's just great.”
Buffy“I knew it!”
Buffy“Alright, you're not having one of those midlife things, are you? Because I'm still going ish from the last time you tried to capture your youth.”
Buffy“Kathy's nice and all, but she's sort of... like mini-mom of Momdonia.”
Buffy“Take a mental pic. This is the new Buffy- kinder, gentler, roommate extraordinaire.”
Buffy“I could use a little play tonight.”
Buffy“Toodles!”
Buffy“You bet!”
Buffy“Listening to the best of VH-1 all day sorta put me on edge.”
Buffy“If you two are gonna wrassle, do you mind taking it outside? I have a lot of work to do.”
Buffy“You run?”
Buffy“You know, it's nice out here.”
Buffy“She has parts that keep growing after they're detached. She irons her jeans. She's evil! She has to be destroyed!”
Buffy“Wow. This music is so... so....”
Buffy“Then Kathy's like it's share time. And I'm like, oh yeah, share this.”
Buffy“Cool. You guys can do the brain thing and I'm gonna go to class.”
Buffy“I can't believe this. After all that we've been through together and you guys won't believe me when I tell you that Kathy is bad.”
Buffy“Look.”
Buffy“I've been thinking a lot about this and it's clear to me now.”
Buffy“What are you guys doing?! This is ridiculous!”
Xander“I don't know if I tightened those ropes enough.”
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Kathy“I'm cold.”
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Kathy“Eww. Who left their gum here?”
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Kathy“Oh God, look at my sweater- it's ruined.”
Oz“Just a thought Buffy. But do you think all this ranting is scaring away potential demons?”
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Parker“Freshman huh?”
Willow“Giles, I just talked to Buffy and yeah, I think she's feeling a little insane. No, not bitchy crazy, more like homicidal maniac crazy. So I told her to come to you, okay?”
Willow“What's that all about with the cutey patudy?”
Willow“What kind of demon runs around putting ookey blood dreams into peoples' heads. Like some kind of nightmare fairy. It's not right.”
Willow“Well, here's where I get off.”
Willow“He's our grown up friend. Uh... not in a creepy way.”
Willow“I mean, it's not fair to make you leave your own room. So, you're good. You just stay. Right there.”
Willow“Good thinking. Cause in the middle of the night, those toenails could have attacked you and left little half moon marks all over your body.”
Willow“Kathy still spinning the divas?”
Willow“Happy hunting.”
Willow“He got all googley-eyed.”
Xander“Hey! Say hi to non-college guy.”
Xander“Aww. Why couldn't Giles have shackles like any self-respecting bachelor.”
Xander“Oh, a technique I know well. Hit the girl with your best shot, and then hasta.”
Xander“Just thought I'd come around and check on my girls.”
Buffy“Nothing serious I think. Just random adorableness.”
Xander“I don't know if I tightened those ropes enough.”
Oz“Just a thought Buffy. But do you think all this ranting is scaring away potential demons?”
Willow“Giles, I just talked to Buffy and yeah, I think she's feeling a little insane. No, not bitchy crazy, more like homicidal maniac crazy. So I told her to come to you, okay?”