Dawn What is a CAT scan exactly?Buffy I don't know. It's some ... x-ray, I guess.Dawn Where do they get the CAT scan from? I mean, do they test it on cats or ... or does the machine sort of look like a cat?Buffy Dawn, I'm really...
Tara "Your one-stop spot to shop for all your occult needs." Catchy.Giles Think so?Tara Uh-huh. In a ... hard to read sort of way, but I think it's great.Giles Oh.
Xander I'm just saying, I think it's rude.Willow I wouldn't call it rude.Xander Rude-ish. Rude-esque. Whatever you want to call it. When a person makes a "destroy all vampires" date, it's simple courtesy to wait for your co-destroyers. Am I right, Giles?Giles I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, I wasn't listening.
Xander Okay, we were supposed to hook up with Riley this morning, to take on a nest o'vamps holed up in a tomb? So we get there, and guess what? Tell him, Will.Willow Tomb go boom.Xander Yep. Captain America blowed it up real good. All by his lone wolf lonesome.Giles Hmm, uh, rather reckless of him.Xander I'd say very rather.Giles All that aside, I should think you'd be pleased to avoid the confrontation.Anya That's what I've been saying. I mean, I for one didn't want to start my day with a slaughter. Which really just goes to show how much I've grown!
Riley What are you doing in here?Spike What, me? I was um ... uh ... what are *you* doing here?Riley Looking for the girl who's gonna rip your arms off when she finds out you were in her bedroom.Spike Oh yeah? Well ... me too.Riley Were you ... were you just smelling her sweater?Spike No. Well, yeah, all right, I did. It's a ... predator thing, nothin' wrong with it. Just ... know your enemy's scent, whet the appetite for a hunt. Ah, that's the stuff! Slayer musk, it's bitter and aggravating!Riley Out.
Giles“Ah, weeping buddha, shoulders your spiritual burden. Makes a lovely paperweight too. ”
Tara Maybe she's not in the books.Willow What do you mean?Tara I mean, what if she's not a demon or sorceress or spirit or whatever these books cover? What if she's something else altogether?Giles Thank you, come again. Something new, you mean?Tara Something old. So old it pre-dates the written word.
Anya Hey. Hey! HEY! HEY!!Giles Anya, your heys are startling the customers.Xander And-and pretty much the state.Anya You sold someone a Khul's amulet and a Sobekian bloodstone.Giles Yes, I believe I did.Anya Are you stupid or something?Giles Allow me to answer that question with a firing.Xander She's kidding! An, we talked about the employee-employer vocabulary no-nos. That was number five.Anya You never sell these things together, ever! Bad news! Don't you know about the Sobekites?Willow Oh! I do. It was an ancient Egyptian cult, heavy into dark magic.Tara And the Khul's amulet, wasn't that a transmogrification conduit?Anya Damn straight!Giles Be that as it may, I still see no reason for concern. I mean, the-the Sobekian transmogrification spells were lost thousands of years ago. And besides, the young woman to whom I sold them would have to have had enormous power -Willow Young woman?Giles Oh, dear lord.Xander What?
Giles The, uh, demon woman was here, the one who attacked you.Willow It's no biggie, she-she just got an amulet and a bloodstone.Anya That can create a monster.Willow Okay, biggie.Buffy My god, are you guys okay though? I mean, did - no one got hurt, right?Giles Oh no, thankfully, no, uh, no violence to speak of.Buffy Okay, so, that's good ... How did she get away with this bad mojo stuff?Anya Giles sold it to her.Giles I, I, I... I didn't know it was her! I mean, how could I? If it's any consolation, I may have overcharged her.
Anya Yeah, a few thousand years ago there was this cult, the temple of Sobek.Buffy Sobek.Anya Reptile demon. Sobekites were reptile worshippers.Xander Just once I would like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers.Anya Great. Thank you very much for those nightmares.Xander Sorry.
Dawn What is a CAT scan exactly?Buffy I don't know. It's some ... x-ray, I guess.Dawn Where do they get the CAT scan from? I mean, do they test it on cats or ... or does the machine sort of look like a cat?Buffy Dawn, I'm really...
Tara "Your one-stop spot to shop for all your occult needs." Catchy.Giles Think so?Tara Uh-huh. In a ... hard to read sort of way, but I think it's great.Giles Oh.
Xander I'm just saying, I think it's rude.Willow I wouldn't call it rude.Xander Rude-ish. Rude-esque. Whatever you want to call it. When a person makes a "destroy all vampires" date, it's simple courtesy to wait for your co-destroyers. Am I right, Giles?Giles I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, I wasn't listening.
Riley What are you doing in here?Spike What, me? I was um ... uh ... what are *you* doing here?Riley Looking for the girl who's gonna rip your arms off when she finds out you were in her bedroom.Spike Oh yeah? Well ... me too.Riley Were you ... were you just smelling her sweater?Spike No. Well, yeah, all right, I did. It's a ... predator thing, nothin' wrong with it. Just ... know your enemy's scent, whet the appetite for a hunt. Ah, that's the stuff! Slayer musk, it's bitter and aggravating!Riley Out.
Giles“Ah, weeping buddha, shoulders your spiritual burden. Makes a lovely paperweight too. ”
Anya Hey. Hey! HEY! HEY!!Giles Anya, your heys are startling the customers.Xander And-and pretty much the state.Anya You sold someone a Khul's amulet and a Sobekian bloodstone.Giles Yes, I believe I did.Anya Are you stupid or something?Giles Allow me to answer that question with a firing.Xander She's kidding! An, we talked about the employee-employer vocabulary no-nos. That was number five.Anya You never sell these things together, ever! Bad news! Don't you know about the Sobekites?Willow Oh! I do. It was an ancient Egyptian cult, heavy into dark magic.Tara And the Khul's amulet, wasn't that a transmogrification conduit?Anya Damn straight!Giles Be that as it may, I still see no reason for concern. I mean, the-the Sobekian transmogrification spells were lost thousands of years ago. And besides, the young woman to whom I sold them would have to have had enormous power -Willow Young woman?Giles Oh, dear lord.Xander What?