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Angel · Episode 2x06

Guise will be Guise

Overall number
28
First aired (US)
November 7, 2000
First aired (Germany)
December 5, 2001
Writer
Jane Espenson
Director
Krishna Rao

Summary

Angel travels to a mystical swami to help him understand his haunting dreams and to find his path again, but while he is away Wesley assumes Angel's identity to try to save a young girl and rather enjoys playing the role of a vampire with a soul.

Plot

Angel is a vampire obsessed. The target of his obsession is Darla. He gets Gunn to accompany him to Wolfram & Hart for some answers. He is intercepted by Cordelia and Wesley before anything can happen. They head over to pay The Host a visit. The Host doesn’t make Angel sing. Instead, he refers him to a swami that lives in Ojai.

A man arrives at the office looking for Angel. He pulls a gun on Cordelia demanding to know where her boss is. Wesley throws on Angel’s coat and strides inside, introducing himself as Angel. The man takes Wesley to meet his boss, Magnus Bryce. Bryce is a powerful businessman who specializes in wizardry. He needs “Angel” to protect his daughter, Virginia. There have been some threats made upon her life. He demands that Wesley protect her.

Angel goes to visit with the swami. He tells Angel that he’s too concerned with the persona he presents to the world. He’s denying his true self by denying his demon. Angel can’t win the fight against evil while he’s fighting himself.

Cordelia fills Gunn in on what has transpired. Gunn heads out to Ojai to find Angel while Cordelia starts working on tracking down Wesley.

Virginia takes Wesley shopping for a present. Her father’s fiftieth birthday is the next day. She’s trying to find something related to the Goddess Yeska, with whom her father is obsessed. Two men accost her in the store and try to take her away. Wesley confronts them as “Angel.” When they hear Angel’s name, they grow fearful and flee the scene. When they return to the house, men are there, in disguise, to take Virginia. Wesley defeats them, and Virginia is very impressed.

The swami makes a call to one of Bryce’s competitors, Lanier, and tells him about how he’s distracting Angel. Turns out, he’s not the real swami. The real swami is dead. Lanier realizes that Wesley is a fake. He makes an anonymous call to Bryce revealing the truth.

Virginia is shaken by these latest kidnap attempts. She tells Wesley about how suffocated she feels by her life. They grow closer and share an intimate moment. They pull away and Virginia worries about “Angel’s curse.” Wesley tries to tell her the truth about who he really is but moments later all talk is swept aside.

Cordelia, having stumbled across a picture of the man who took Wesley, barges into Bryce’s home to take Wesley away. He doesn’t want to leave Virginia unprotected. Bryce storms upstairs and reveals Wesley to be a fraud. Virginia is devastated by his betrayal. They leave and head back to the office as Gunn and Angel return from having realized that the Swami was a fake.

The four of them piece together what Bryce is up to. The Goddess Yeska isn’t really a goddess. She’s a demon that only serves humans when they offer her a human female as a sacrifice. They realize that Bryce is going to sacrifice his daughter to gain Yeska’s power. Lanier was trying to intervene to prevent his rival from achieving his goal. Wesley takes charge of the situation. He comes up with a plan and they take off for the Bryce party.

At the party, Bryce begins his ritual. He chains his daughter to a sacrificial altar. The Bat Pack storms in as Bryce completes the incantation. Before Wesley can free Virginia, Yeska appears before them. But she cannot take the sacrifice because the girl is not a virgin. The demon vanishes. Virginia asks Wesley why he came back. He said because he promised to protect her.

Bryce is livid. He accuses Wesley of defiling his daughter after he had gone to great lengths to keep her pure. Virginia reveals that she hasn’t been a virgin for a very long time. Virginia punches her father and leaves with Wesley and the others. Cordelia ends up being very unhappy. Wesley’s getting famous off the publicity from being seen with Virginia.

“...Mr. Wesley Wyndham-Price, private detective and bodyguard to the stars...”

Dialogue

CordeliaDo you have any clothes a man would wear?
CordeliaGonna be a pretty short ride. They have vampire detectors!
GunnWe know. It's cool. He's got a plan.
WesleyA plan?
AngelYes. I get to the offices before they stop me.
GunnSee? What? That's the plan? Walking real quick was the "plan"?
CordeliaAngel, this is crazy. Listen to yourself. You're all insane and angry and... insane! You need help!
AngelI'm not insane and I'm not angry.
GunnMan, that's nasty.
AngelUm. Maybe I'm a little angry.
CordeliaMaybe!?
GunnWait. Are you saying... Is he gonna sing? Oh God, is Angel gonna sing?
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HostYou don't have to sing. A break for you, a break for me, a break for Mr. Manilow.
AngelWe're going. I don't have to sing.
CordeliaOh thank God...For your sake, 'cause you don't like to do that.
CordeliaHey, look at me, I'm Angel!
WesleyHe doesn't generally spin that much.
CordeliaRight, right. This is Angel: Oh, no. I can't do anything fun tonight. I have to count my past sins and then alphabetize them. Oh, by the way, I'm thinking about snapping completely, maybe on Friday.
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SwamiVampire living in a city known for its sun, driving a convertible...Why do you hate yourself?
S
SwamiUh-huh. So why all the layers? All the black? You know it's been like eighty degrees in the shade, lately --
AngelNo reason... I don't really have a body temperature, so...
S
SwamiSo it's for the look.
AngelNo. It's just... this way I don't have to worry about matching. I don't actually have a reflection, so...
AngelMaybe my persona is a little affected --
S
SwamiA little affected? Come on. How many warriors slated for the coming apocalypse you think are gonna be using that hair gel? Don't get me wrong, you're out there battling ultimate evil, you're gonna want something with hold.
CordeliaYes! The point of a gun! He just walked Wesley right out of here. And this whole "I'm Angel" thing is a very, very bad idea. I mean, if I thought that would work, I could've been Angel, because, guess what, pretty much a girly name.
WesleyI'm the vampire with a soul. Fighting for my redemption with...with... killing evil demons. That's right! Scourge of the demon world. Don't worry, boys, I don't kill humans. Unless I'm really angry.
S
SwamiYou're deeply ambivalent.
AngelWell... I am and I'm not.
AngelLook like? Beautiful... small, blonde...
S
SwamiRight. So this is what you do -- go out and find yourself some small blonde thing. Bed her. Love her. Then treat her like crap. Break her heart. You and your inner demon'll thank me, I promise.
AngelUh--
GunnJoking. Great. We got ourselves a funny Zen master.
CordeliaWhat? I'm rescuing you! Key ingredient... we leave!
CordeliaAngel! Gunn! What happened?!
AngelHe got hit. Why is Wesley wearing my coat?
WesleyDid you find out who hired him?
AngelHe wouldn't say. That is my coat, right?
AngelWhat's going on? Were you in Virginia?
WesleyThat's beside the point.
WesleyWe have to go. Angel, you take Gunn and go to the front of the house, Cordelia, you and I will go around the back--
AngelWesley?
WesleyOh. Right. I'm sorry. You know this kind of thing best. How should we proceed?
AngelUm... Gunn and I could take the... back?
WesleyVery good. Let's go.
AngelUm...? Can I have my coat back?
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Mr. BryceShe's impure?! She's not a virgin?! You!
GunnWhoa! That's what impure meant?
CordeliaShe slept with him?!
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Mr. BryceYou were supposed to be Angel! This wouldn't have happened! That's why I hired him! He's a eunuch!
AngelHey! A eunuch?
AngelNot a eunuch!
GunnI coulda told you she wasn't a virgin.
CordeliaOne day as Angel?! One day and he's getting some?
AngelThe curse isn't even all that clear!
AngelI'm not a eunuch.
AngelVirginia Bryce, squired by Mr. Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, private detective and bodyguard to the stars... "Squired" Who says squired?
CordeliaLook at him all over her!
AngelCordelia, you're just jealous that he's getting some attention.
CordeliaDamn skippy! He's getting famous off this!
AngelNo, no. Happy for him. "Of the Wyndam-Pryce Agency"? There's no Wyndam-Pryce Agency.
AngelBodyguard to the stars." Yeah, right.