
Summary
Angel and the group are still getting used to their ownership of Wolfram & Hart when one of their clients threatens to kill all of L.A. if they cannot get him acquitted in court. Meanwhile, the Senior Partners' liaison, Eve, introduces herself, Harmony becomes Angel's secretary, the Senior Partners grant Gunn new talents, and a mysterious envelope has been delivered.
Plot
Angel saves a woman from a vampire attack in an alley. As he leaves the thankful woman behind, a bevy of Wolfram & Hart types arrive. The special ops team, which secures the area, and media types who take photos, get the woman to sign a release, and make it all look like a press event. Angel discovers he's been wired and they've been following him. He's disconcerted.
Two young boys are walking to class and talking about comic books. One is called Matthew and his father won't let him read Punisher. Cut to the Wolfram & Hart offices where a mail cart goes buy with an envelope addressed to Angel. Fred gets off the elevator, a bit confused, and Wesley comes to her assistance. They talk about the size of the offices and how hard it is to get their bearings. She says her lab is enormous and she doesn't even understand the equipment in it. He wonders why they are there. She admits it's odd being crusaders against evil and running the LA office of an organization which represents most of the world's evil and which likely is trying to corrupt and divide them. Knox arrives and takes Fred to her office. She calls him Knoxy.
Gunn shouts at Wesley and tosses him a basketball. He tells him you have to think fast. Wesley thinks it's unseemly to add Ys to people's names. Gunn asks if that means he has to call him Westle. Gunn says he's made up his mind, he's chosen an office. He notes he has a view of the mountains and never even knew there were mountains. Wesley says he's not comfortable there and Gunn says he's not either. He thinks it will be a long time before any of them is. Cut to Lorne walking down the corridor, on the phone, clearly in his element. Angel shows up and tells Gunn and Wesley what happened to him the previous night. Angel says they will shake the place up. He enters his office to find a woman there. She says she just wanted to see his face. He says she likes to make an entrance and she points out he opened both doors to enter the room. She says she doesn't need to make an entrance, she needs to make an impression. She's their liaison to the senior partners. Her name is Eve, she tosses Angel an apple. She says he's head of the LA office, but it is a multidimensional corporation. She says almost all of their clients are evil demons and they could start hacking away at them, but then the company would go out of business and they wouldn't have it any more. She says that's the catch. In order to keep the company, to keep tabs on evil, to stop the worst of it if they can, they have to help evil prosper. She asks Angel if he's scared. He takes a bite out of the apple. She tells them they should start going through the client files.
Later, we see the gang disgusted by what they find in the files, including records on the Kennedys and Bushes. Gunn reads the file on Corbin Fries, on trial for prostitution, gun running, and drugs. His trial isn't going well which Angel takes as good news. Gunn believes the staff are opportunistic, they'll go with the flow. Fred says they'll have to check all the staff to see which are die hard evil. Angel says they are doing the right thing. Lorne says he has to sleep and Angel tells them all to go. Gunn goes to his office where Eve is waiting. She asks if he's ready for the next step. He says yes and she hands him a slip of paper saying he'll feel like a new man. Wesley asks what it's about and Gunn says it's a tailor.
The next day, Angel is at his desk. He puts aside the envelope. He tries to buzz his secretary and get some coffee, but gets a voice menu for ritual sacrifice. He tries again and gets a rather ditzy woman who seems to be his secretary. He asks for coffee or blood. She says right away. He hangs up, but gets the voice menu for sacrifice again. Wesley calls and asks if he can drop by. Angel's blood arrives, carried by Harmony. She's his secretary. She says she got a job with Wolfram & Hart and claims to be a great typist. And incredibly sycophantic. Angel wonders why he shouldn't kill her. She points out how good tasting the blood is. A mix of pig and otter. Wesley enters. It turns out he's the one who picked Harmony from the steno pool. He says he thought a familiar face would help. Angel says he turned evil pretty fast. Harmony starts talking about how Cordelia will react to her being there. Angel tells her about the coma. Harmony is upset, saying Cordelia was her best friend her entire life. But she quickly gets over it. Wesley asks her to bring in the men from his office.
Corbin Fries enters with his attorney. He's about to be convicted and he wants them to do something. He knows who Angel is and doesn't care. He says if they don't save him, he'll say the magic word and bye bye California. Only the already dead will be left standing. Harmony is relieved.
Lorne is interviewing the staff. He has a sheet with names and 5 categories beside each name: okay, on the bubble, evil, to be fired, and yikes! They each sing for him so he can read them and report. Fred is explaining this to Knox, who says he's ready to go sing for Lorne. He says he wants her to be comfortable there and she says that'll never happen. The phone rings. Cut to the gang discussing the Fries threat. They think the threat is mystical, maybe a virus. Fred will see if they created it at Wolfram & Hart. Wesley will research the mystical element. Lorne will go to the court room and keep on eye on things. Harmony enters and says she has paged Gunn but he hasn't answered. She also has Spanky's address. Spanky is a mystic whose name was in Fries' file. Angel will visit him.
Angel goes to the garage where his cars are. He really likes them. Hauser, the head of special ops, shows up. He knows about Spanky and says he can bring him in. When Angel says he'll handle it, Hauser says his team handles the wet work. Angel says this time he'll go alone. At Spanky's, Angel identifies himself as from the firm and is invited in. The house has a bunch of s&m paraphernalia and Spanky notes he doesn't spank men, thinking Angel might be there for that. Angel asks about his work for Fries. Spanky doesn't want to talk about it, but admits he built a mystical vessel although he doesn't know what Fries put in it. When Angel asks where he put the vessel, Spanky grabs Angel by the throat and tries to choke him. Angel knocks him over.
Gunn is in a waiting room. He's called in and complains about being kept waiting 5 hours. He's asked about the white room and the conduit, but refuses to talk about it. It looks like a mystical medical office and the man who looks like a doctor or dentist asks him to take off his shirt. Cut to Fred and Knox going through files. Knox finds a lab technician who worked with Fries. The technician was later set on fire. He belonged to a cult which created viruses. The phone rings and it's Angel. Fred tells him about the virus. He says he found where the container is. Cut to the school and the boy who we learn is Matthew Fries, Corbin's son. He contains the virus.
Gunn is in a chair with equipment attached to him. The procedure clearly hurts, but he insists on continuing until it is finished. Fred tells Wesley they don't know what the virus is or what the antidote might be. He says he can't disable the trigger without knowing the magic word. Eve is in Angel's office. She knows about Connor and why this case is bothering Angel so much. She tells him he won't last a week if he continues this level of emotional involvement. He tells her to get out of his office. Fred's department isn't working at getting an antidote fast enough to suit her and she yells at them saying that when the virus hits and they all die she'll have the intense satisfaction of knowing she's dying with the only people in the world who deserve it. She yells at them to focus.
In court, things are not going well. Lorne calls Angel to tell him to get the child into isolation. Hauser and his people secretly listen to the call. Hauser heads to the school intending to kill the child and everyone in the class. No witnesses, he says. Harmony tells Angel that special ops left for the school and called for the cleaners, meaning lots of bodies. They have a 10 minute head start and Angel can't beat them there. Cut to the school, cut to the special ops team heading there, cut to Wesley entering the court room and showing Lorne he has brought a gun, cut to special ops arriving at the school. They break into the classroom only to find Angel there. Harmony told him he had a helicopter and he beat them there. Hauser realizes the boy is nearby, in isolation. Angel says they're fired. Hauser orders his men to fire. A fight ensues.
In the court room, Gunn enters, very nicely dressed. He takes over the defense and moves for a mistrial. He asks the judge to recuse herself. He says she owns stock in a company connected to a company owned by Fries. His conviction would diminish the company to an extent where she would have a controlling interest. She says she'll see him in her chambers.
Angel has beaten up the special ops team, but Hauser is still standing. Hauser is going to shoot him. He says he's pure, he believes in evil. But that Angel and his friends are conflicted. He says they possess the most powerful thing in the world, conviction. Angel says there is something more powerful, mercy. He kicks the gun, it goes off blowing out Hauser's brains. One of the special ops team asks what happened to mercy. Angel tells him he just saw the last of it.
At the office, Eve explains that they fed the entire knowledge of the law into Gunn's brain. He explains he spoke to the guy in the white room and says the guy is scary but doesn't lie. He offers to sing for Lorne to prove he wasn't turned evil. In addition to the law, he also has the complete works of Gilbert and Sullivan. Lorne says Fries is free and his son returned to him. Wesley says he and Fred can disable the bomb now. Gunn says he can draw out the trial for months and Fries will have to tone down his criminal activities in that time. Fred asks if that's their life from now on. Angel says they will make it work. That eventually Wolfram & Hart will tip its hand and they'll discover why it brought them there. He picks up the envelope and opens it. The amulet from Home falls out. Spike materializes. Harmony says 'Blondie Bear'.
Dialogue
Angel (to vampire): Doesn't sound like the lady's interested. Maybe you're coming off as too needy.

Well, I'm still stuck back at, "Why on earth are we here?

What, because we're crusaders against evil and now the law firm that represents most of the evil in the world has given us its L.A. branch to run however we want, probably in an attempt to corrupt, divide, or destroy us, and we all said yes in, like, 3 minutes?

Your run-on sentences have got a lot less pointless.

Oh, that's so sweet! And a tad condescending.

We can switch if you don't like the - you know, the kung pao or whatever.

Feng shui.

Right. What's that mean again?

That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, feng shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.

Who do you answer to?
The senior partners, and if you're thinking, which, by the way, you are, that you can use me to get to them, let go of the dream. I answer to them. I don't lunch with them.

I can't even remember which pile is which.

I'll get my secretary to go through it in the morning. Do I have a secretary?

I imagine they'll find you someone who can stomach the idea of working for the side of the righteous.
So you're not backing out?

You don't know me or you wouldn't ask that question.
I can see why the senior partners chose you. Have fun. You'll feel like a new man.

Hey! Boss.

You're my secretary?

Hello! "Assistant.

Explain why I shouldn't kill you.

Secretary's fine.
Angel (to Wesley): You knew that she was -

Wes is the one that picked me out of the steno pool.

But why . . . You . . . uh...

Well, I thought a familiar face would be just the thing in a place like this.

You turned evil a lot faster than I thought you would.

Corbin Fries. The lowest piece of pond scum I've met in, oh, hours. He's about to get 20 years for kidnapping, pimping—

I saw the file.

Yeah, well, personally, I think he deserves to be eaten by weasels, but he's hinting we'd best help him. Threatening, actually.

Because you're guilty.
Of course I'm guilty. What the hell are you changin' the subject for? The point is, when Holland Manners was running things, this would've never got to trial. Now, I bring a lot of money into this firm, more than most, and I don't do that so I can be handed over to the frickin' law. You gotta get me off.

It's strange, my lack of incentive.
Let me put it this way: If they bring in a conviction, bye-bye, California. I say the magic word, the only people left standing are gonna be the ones that are already dead.

Oh, well, that's a relief ... I mean ... HEY!
So, he can read your mind?

Oh, while you're singing, he can sort of feel out your aura, your future. It should help us weed out the, you know, most evilest, which I'm sure you're not.
Hey, I'll go up there right now, warble away. I want you feeling 100 percent secure running this lab.

Yeah. That'll never happen in this lifetime.

We very nearly found out.

What? I'm not allowed to hit people?

Not people capable of genocide.

Those are exactly the types of people I should be allowed to hit!

Fred, go through the lab records. See if Wolfram and Hart deals in viruses. Lorne, you're in the courtroom. Monitor the case. Let us know how it's going.

But lunch with Mary-Kate - she was gonna tell me about Ashley's new piercing.

I'll take care of it.
Traditionally, my unit handles all the wet work.

I know you meant field work.
Of course.

Hmm. So tell me. Why do they call you "Spanky"?
I'm a big "Our Gang" fan.

That's what I figured.
Vampire.

Capital "V." And there's something else you should know about me. (He smacks Spanky across the room with a large paddle.) I have no problem spanking men.

The lab technician?
Yeah. I don't know him. Oh, okay, he was fired. (reads) Oh, no, I'm sorry. He was set on fire.
The rest of the world, including your best friends never even heard of Connor.

That's not a name I want passing through your lips.
And what would you like passing through my lips?
I'll get someone on it.

Don't get someone on it, *have* someone on it. Did we build this thing? Do we have an antidote? Do—do we have an Antidote Department? Do you do anything besides pretending you're running an evil Radio Shack?

I can see why they made you the leader. Do I even have to start with how fired you all are?
That's not how it works.

Oh. Right. Tradition. Why don't you show me how that's done?
Thank you, sir. (to the team) Take him out!
I have brokers who do my . . . You submit that I could possibly have known about this connection?

I found out, and I've been on the case (checks his watch) 6 hours.

You know that won't kill me.
It'll hurt. That part's fun.

Agent Hauser, I'm honestly beginning to suspect that you're not part of the solution.
Now, you think I'm just a trigger-happy jerk who follows orders, but I am something you will never be. I'm pure. I believe in evil. You and your friends, you're conflicted. You're confused. We're not. That is why you are gonna lose, because we possess the most powerful thing in the world: conviction.

There is one thing more powerful than conviction. Just one. Mercy. (kills Hauser)
What happened to mercy?

You just saw the last of it.
Charles agreed to let us enhance his mind with a comprehensive knowledge of the law.

Without asking us?

Mother, may I?

Without telling us?

'Cause I knew you guys would freak. Look, it's me here. They didn't evil me up. All I got stuck in my head was the law. And for some reason, a messload of Gilbert and Sullivan.
Standard. Great for elocution.

How can you possibly know they didn't do anything else?

'Cause I saw the man in the white room. He does a lot of scary things, but lying ain't one of them.

Is this gonna be our lives now? Fighting our own employees, our own clients? Are we really gonna do any good?

Yes, we are. We're gonna change things. We came to Wolfram and Hart because it's a powerful weapon, and we'll figure out how to wield it.

Or kill ourselves with it.

(flatly) Yay, team.
